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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Dragon Eggs Found: 2790
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 62
Orbs of Power Found: 7 Love Letters Sent: 18

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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