Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about unwanted gifts from your girlfriend and her mom! Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual treasures and no pressure to wear dress shoes or jewelry (unless you want to, of course).

Imagine a world where running shoes are optional and having only 4 pairs of shoes is considered normal. On our server, you can be yourself without the fear of being shamed for your minimalist shoe collection. And don’t worry, no one will drop off new sandals at your virtual doorstep without your consent.

So come on over and escape the gift-giving drama in the real world. Build, explore, and have a blast with us on our Minecraft server – where the only thing you’ll be receiving is endless fun!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
Endless Night Skies: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Mythical Quests Completed: 46 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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