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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 New Chunks Explored: 421475
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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