Are you tired of your girlfriend’s weird habits like collecting toenail clippings or talking to her pet rock? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that craziness behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where the only weird thing you’ll encounter is a cow wearing a top hat. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are so abundant on our server that they’re practically falling from the sky! So ditch the weirdness and come join us for some blocky fun. Who knows, you might even find a new girlfriend who doesn’t think wearing a banana suit to bed is normal.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Chimeras Created: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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