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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
Chimeras Created: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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