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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Gods Slained: 2
Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 3860 Dragon Scales Harvested: 324
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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