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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Astral Projections Made: 3
Underground Cities Explored: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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