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Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 2 Divine Spears Created: 30
Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Enchantments Applied: 124
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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