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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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