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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 5
Dragons Tamed: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Void Armor Forged: 10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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