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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
Potions Brewed: 25 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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