Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
Orbs of Power Found: 7 Endless Night Skies: 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • AwkwardVanilla: Where chaos meets confusion! No hacks, no resets, just semi-anarchy fun on 1.20.6 EU server

    AwkwardVanilla: Where chaos meets confusion! No hacks, no resets, just semi-anarchy fun on 1.20.6 EU server
    Server Name UneasyVanilla – Vanilla Anarchy with NO Hacking
    Launch Date 10th of March 2020
    IP uneasyvanilla.com
    Version 1.20.6
    Website https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/
    Discord https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/discord

    Overview:

    UneasyVanilla is a vanilla anarchy Minecraft server running since 10th of March 2020, designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. There are no gameplay-altering plugins, no teleportation, no sethome, no grief prevention, and no pre-determined economy. Griefing and raiding are permitted but using hacks/cheats is not.

    FAQ:

    Q: Can I use hacks on UneasyVanilla?

    A: No, using hacks or cheats is not allowed on UneasyVanilla. Players found using such tools will be banned.

    Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

    A: No, UneasyVanilla is a vanilla server with no gameplay-altering plugins.

    Q: Can I set a home or teleport to coordinates?

    A: No, teleportation, sethome, or any form of location manipulation is not allowed. Players must traverse the world by foot or other means of transportation.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on UneasyVanilla?

    A: Yes, griefing and raiding are permitted on the server, but players should keep in mind the line between fair gameplay and targeted harassment.

    Q: What makes UneasyVanilla different from other servers?

    A: UneasyVanilla offers a true vanilla experience with total freedom for players to create, explore, and interact in an anarchy environment, without the use of hacks or cheats.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic gameplay and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! Our community is so wild that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of blowing up your hard work.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite mining power, capable of turning dirt into diamonds with just one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe also has a mind of its own and will occasionally break out into song and dance numbers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Emeralds Found: 7399
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1382 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftyCrafter – The Thread Minecraft SMP

    CraftyCrafter – The Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because edizione gamberetto is here to shake things up!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking dolphin who offers to be your personal underwater chauffeur. Need to get to the other side of the ocean? No problem, just hop on the dolphin’s back and hold on tight!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who are always up for a good old-fashioned llama jousting tournament. Think you have what it takes to out-joust a llama? Prove it on edizione gamberetto!

    And if you’re feeling a bit peckish after all that jousting, why not head over to our enchanted forest where the trees grow candy instead of leaves? Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

    So what are you waiting for? Join edizione gamberetto today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re going to need it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Chimeras Created: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CraftyCritics Minecraft Server

    CraftyCritics Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the sharpest cuts in all the land! Just like this barber who refused to give a client a fake spray-on beard, we keep it real here. No fake builds or phony structures allowed!

    Join us if you want a server that values honesty and authenticity. We don’t do fake builds or silly plugins that make your creations look fake and stupid. We want you to leave our server looking sharp and crisp, just like a real Minecraft pro.

    So come on over and join us, where bluntness is valued and fake builds are banned. Who needs a spray-on beard when you can have a real, authentic Minecraft experience? Join now and show off your true building skills!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 179 Mythical Quests Completed: 36
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Love Letters Sent: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • SibSavageCraft

    SibSavageCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos and build your own peaceful world! No more arguments over who’s right or wrong, just pure fun and creativity.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about insulting comments from family members. No more excuses for bad behavior, just a supportive community of fellow players who want to have a good time.

    Say goodbye to family functions filled with tension and hello to a virtual world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join now and leave the drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining diamonds instead?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • FromRags2Diamonds Minecraft SMP

    FromRags2Diamonds Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a peasant in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP and watch as you go from rags to riches in the blink of an eye! One player started out with just a dirt hut and a wooden sword, but after joining our server, they stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear! They now rule over their own kingdom, complete with a diamond throne and a pet dragon. Who knows what treasures await you on our server? Join now and start your journey from poor to rich in record time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Zombie Dances: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CreeperHouseParty

    CreeperHouseParty
    Have you ever had a guest come over and start building a giant statue of themselves in your living room? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of crazy antics and unexpected surprises. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wacky community of players. So come on over and let your creativity run wild – just try not to build any giant statues in real life, okay?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Alien Abductions: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 10
    Ores Mined: 3711 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • TarmacTakeover Minecraft Server

    TarmacTakeover Minecraft Server
    Yo, so like, if you wanna escape the chaos of real life and join a wild and wacky Minecraft server, then you gotta check out this place! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    So, one time, this dude named Steve was just minding his own business, building a sick castle on the server, when all of a sudden, a herd of angry llamas stampeded through his village. But get this, instead of causing chaos, they started dancing and singing the Macarena! It was like a llama flash mob, man.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a creeper on the dance floor.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real life drama when you can have llamas and disco parties in Minecraft, am I right? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • KremlinCraft: NoNKSoldiersDeny

    KremlinCraft: NoNKSoldiersDeny
    So, like, u know how u always wanted to battle against North Korean soldiers in Ukraine but like, u can’t cuz u know, it’s kinda illegal and stuff? Well, guess what, on our server, u can totally do that! We got like, a whole army of North Korean soldiers just waiting for u to take ’em down in epic battles! Plus, u can like, build ur own base and stuff and show those soldiers who’s boss! Join now for the most insane and illegal Minecraft experience ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Magic Items Found: 5389
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Line Forgetters R Us

    Line Forgetters R Us
    join dis wild minecraft server where u can be an actor playing a bad actor!! u might forget ur lines and be like “oopsies i forgot” but who cares cuz we keep rollin like a potato down a hill!!! come join da fun and see if u can remember ur lines or just make up new ones on da spot like a boss!!! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me, u don’t wanna miss dis crazy ride!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Brain Cell Busters: Anxiety Edition

    Brain Cell Busters: Anxiety Edition
    Join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the chaos of the TrkC-PTPσ protein complex! Forget about building houses and farming, on our server, you’ll be disrupting brain cell communication and causing abnormal synapse organization like never before!

    Watch as your fellow players spiral into anxiety, autism, and schizophrenia, all in the name of fun! Who needs therapy when you have our server to mess with your brain chemistry?

    So come on and join us for a wild ride of brain-related shenanigans! Just remember to bring your tin foil hat to protect yourself from the mind-altering effects. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave our crazy server once you experience the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Void Gems Collected: 11
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Europa Mediocre: Where the nations are lamer than the earth map and the magic is faker than the economy!

    Europa Mediocre: Where the nations are lamer than the earth map and the magic is faker than the economy!

    Europa Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Description
    🏰 Modded Medieval Earth Server set in 1444 with Earth Map and pre-claimed Nations. Includes historical and fantasy elements.
    ⚔️ Server Features include Knights, Vikings, Mongols, Crusaders, Pirates, Wars of Religion, Politics, Diplomacy, Trade, Economy, Roleplay, Building, PVP.
    🐲 Ice and Fire, ⛏️ Tinker’s Construct, ✨ Apotheosis, 📚 Ars Nouveau, 🧙‍♂️ Iron’s Spells ‘n Spellbooks, ⛵ Valkyien Skies, 🌤️ Aether, 🌾 Many Food/Agriculture Mods, 🏗️ Many Building Mods.

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    What is the theme of Europa Minecraft Server? The server is based on a Modded Medieval Earth setting in the year 1444 with a mix of historical and fantasy elements.
    What are some of the server features? Features include Knights, Vikings, Mongols, Crusaders, Pirates, Wars of Religion, Politics, Diplomacy, Trade, Economy, Roleplay, Building, and PVP.
    Can I view the modlist for the server? Yes, you can view the modlist here.
    Where can I find the Dynmap with claims? You can check out the map with claims on the Dynmap here.
    What is the Minecraft Server IP Address? The IP address for the server is europa.minecraft.bz.
    Where can I get more information about the server and modpack? For server and modpack information, you can visit our Discord Server here.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Runes Activated: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 8801
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 30

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Winner Winner Minecraft Server

    Winner Winner Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden golden chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question, “uhh does this mean i won?”

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Deep Thinker Vtuber Minecraft SMP

    Deep Thinker Vtuber Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging gossip and betrayal from your fellow players.

    Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for stacks of emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be warned, they have a strict “no llama drama” policy.

    But that’s not all! We also have a group of mischievous pandas who roam the server causing chaos and pranking unsuspecting players. One time they turned the entire spawn area into a giant bamboo forest just for laughs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CousinConfrontationCraft

    CousinConfrontationCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with pick-me cousins, cold responses, and overprotective aunts.

    Experience the thrill of confronting relatives in the virtual world, where legal issues and no contact orders are just a click away. Our server is perfect for those who thrive on chaos and love a good dose of drama.

    So, are you ready to dive into a world where family feuds reign supreme? Join us now and show off your adulting skills while navigating through the craziness of family dynamics. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Let the games begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Ores Mined: 2483
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Zombie Dances: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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