Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2507
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Neuro-Sama’s Hive – Minecraft Server

    Neuro-Sama’s Hive – Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready to meet Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who will rule over our pixelated world with unhinged rants and mad skills! She started off as a humble osu! player, but now she’s a VTuber who can sing, play games, and collab with other virtual beings. Join our server today and witness the madness unfold!

    But that’s not all, folks! Neuro-sama has a jam-packed schedule, a Twitch channel, a YouTube page, a TikTok account, and even her own music and clips! Want to learn more about AI? She’s got you covered with educational videos and reading materials. And if you’re really serious about diving into the world of AI, she’s got resources for that too.

    Don’t miss out on the VODs, the LoRA archive, and the exclusive merch! This server is like no other, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride. Who knows, maybe Neuro-sama will even teach you how to build a redstone contraption that sings her favorite tunes!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Mines Excavated: 1387
    Villages Defended: 13 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Diamonds Minecraft SMP

    Diamonds Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we only accept players who have never been raped and are completely germ-free! We don’t want any filthy players spreading STDs or carrying germs around our server. In fact, if any player gets raped while playing on our server, we’ll treat it as if they were cheating on us. And if they happen to orgasm during the assault, well, that’s just a whole other level of betrayal. So come join us and keep your dignity intact while you mine and build to your heart’s content!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Potions Brewed: 53

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • PlatonicPalsGoneWrong

    PlatonicPalsGoneWrong
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build friendships without the fear of getting caught by your significant other!

    Join us and make friends who will actually appreciate your deep discussions about life and choices. No need to worry about jealous partners here – our server is a drama-free zone where you can talk about dating, marriage, and everything in between without any judgment.

    Plus, if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like our friend here, you can always turn to our community for support and understanding. We won’t make you cut off contact with your online pals – in fact, we encourage you to build meaningful connections with others!

    So come on over and join our server for a virtual escape from the real world. Who knows, you might just find a friend who helps you walk through life with a lighter step and a deeper love for all that you have. And hey, if things go south with your real-life relationships, at least you’ll have us to fall back on!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 224 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • ShockedByCeleb – Minecraft SMP

    ShockedByCeleb – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind the most shocking public figure deaths in history! We have secret underground tunnels filled with conspiracy theories and hidden treasure chests with clues that will blow your mind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover that Elvis Presley faked his own death and is secretly building a castle made of diamonds in the Nether. So come join us and become a detective in this wacky world of mysteries and mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 18
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • MineCraftyBadvice

    MineCraftyBadvice
    Have you ever been told to build a house out of TNT on a Minecraft server? Well, that’s just the kind of crazy advice you’ll get on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive builds, lava diving competitions, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now and see just how insane Minecraft can get!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 100 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • DadGoneCraftyNZ

    DadGoneCraftyNZ
    so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this crazy server in Minecraft where, get this, missing fathers and kids who have been spotted in the New Zealand wilderness after, like, 3 years of disappearing. police are all, “whaaat?” but we’re all, “come join our server and find out the truth behind this wild mystery!” maybe the missing dad and kids are building a secret base or fighting off creepers with their bare hands. who knows, man? but one thing’s for sure, you gotta join this server if you wanna uncover the truth and maybe even become a hero in the process. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s solve this crazy mystery together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 178
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Inch Gaming: Where Slimes Party and Mobs Get Lit in the Towny Brewery

    Inch Gaming: Where Slimes Party and Mobs Get Lit in the Towny Brewery

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name CozyCraft
    Server Type Vanilla with Plugins
    Community Size Small but welcoming
    Features Towny, Slimefun, Brewery, InfernalMobs

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?

    A: Of course! We welcome players of all experience levels.

    Q: Do I need any mods to play on the server?

    A: No, our server uses plugins to enhance gameplay without requiring mods.

    Q: How can I join the server and start playing?

    A: Join our discord for all further information: https://discord.gg/NX4yy2E9f6

    Q: What is the server community like?

    A: Our community is small but friendly, perfect for players looking for a cozy and laid back experience.

    Q: Can I create my own empire on the server?

    A: Yes, with the Towny plugin, players can build up their own little empires.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

    A: We aim to provide a variety of playstyles through our plugins, so players are free to explore and find their niche.

    Q: Can I brew my own beverages on the server?

    A: Yes, the Brewery plugin allows players to brew their own beverages for fun and relaxation.

    We hope to see you on the server soon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 954378 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Summoned Demon Minecraft Server

    Summoned Demon Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can summon demons that will almost kill your best friend! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. In fact, in one game, someone summoned a demon that almost took out their friend, but in a crazy twist of fate, they decided to summon that demon again! What could possibly go wrong, right? So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is expected and where stupidity reigns supreme, then join us now! Just make sure you’re not actually retarded like that one player…

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Falling into the Void: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Alien Abductions: 3
    Towns Built: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Diamonds For Days Minecraft SMP

    Diamonds For Days Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find some new friends with (or without) benefits? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

    With benefits: – Turn ons: Building epic structures, exploring new biomes, and trolling your friends. – Turn offs: Griefing, stealing, and creepers blowing up your hard work. – Are you a top, bottom, sub, or dom? Let your Minecraft persona shine!

    Without benefits: – Hobbies: Redstone engineering, potion brewing, and mob farming. – Favourite games and anime: Minecraft (duh), and any anime with over-the-top action scenes. – What do you want to do with your potential new friend? Conquer the Ender Dragon, prank other players, or just chill and chat. – Not looking for: Drama, toxic players, or anyone who takes Minecraft too seriously. – Time zone and scheduling: We play 24/7 because sleep is for the weak. – Discord tag if you are feeling brave: Join us and let the chaos begin!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join our crazy community of Minecraft players. Who knows what kind of insane stories and hilarious moments you’ll experience on our server? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Zombie Dances: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • SubwayTrackSavers Minecraft Server

    SubwayTrackSavers Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of rude subway encounters? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own subway system and avoid all those pesky rush hour crowds! No more getting knocked into the yellow part of the platform by oblivious backpack swingers. Plus, our server is autism-friendly, so you won’t have to worry about any insensitive players yelling at you for accidentally bumping into them. Join now and create the ultimate subway experience without the drama!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CraftyLiesMC

    CraftyLiesMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

    Imagine a world where your spouse is throwing secret parties and you have to play detective to figure out the truth. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft?

    Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering lies and deceit, all while building your dream virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find out that your in-game spouse has been throwing parties behind your back too!

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious moments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • EgoCraft: Level Up Your Confidence

    EgoCraft: Level Up Your Confidence
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate confidence booster! Join us and you’ll feel like the king of the block in no time.

    Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once had a player who built a statue of themselves out of solid gold blocks just to flex on everyone else. Talk about self-esteem through the roof!

    But that’s not all – our community is so supportive that we have weekly build competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Battle of the Builders” event where players go head-to-head in epic PvP battles to prove who is the ultimate block master.

    So if you’re looking to boost your self-esteem and have a blast while doing it, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the block!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Mines Excavated: 1184 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • PyongyangPropagandaCraft

    PyongyangPropagandaCraft
    so, liek, u heard bout dis server dat is so lit, u gonna be like “woah, dis is da best place to be in Minecraft world”.

    we got drones flying all over da place, spreading anti-regime propaganda. yea, u heard me right. we got drones, man. and dey not just any drones, dey flying over Pyongyang, causin’ chaos and spreadin’ da word.

    if u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure, join us now. we got crazy stories, insane missions, and a whole lot of fun. come on, what u waiting for? join da madness now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Fear Monger Frenzy

    Fear Monger Frenzy
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a server for you! This server is like no other, let me tell ya.

    First off, we got researchers on this server, yeah, you heard me right! They’re looking into how cancer misinformation spreads online. But don’t worry, they’re not boring scientists, they’re Minecraft researchers! They’re studying how fear-mongering can distract people, especially on social media. And guess what? They found that worrying about things like microwaves, GMOs, and secret toxins is all just a bunch of baloney!

    So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. The researchers have discovered a hidden treasure in the game. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold! But be warned, the treasure is guarded by a giant mutant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Yeah, you heard me right, a mutant chicken!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where players can team up to fight off zombie hordes and evil witches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Crops Grown: 6398

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • DoubleDagger Peasant Pixel – Don’t expect to see any economy here!

    DoubleDagger Peasant Pixel – Don’t expect to see any economy here!

    TwinScythe Cobblemon Server Overview

    Description
    TwinScythe Cobblemon is a cobblemon server with a custom mod pack based around minecraft comes alive which allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them. We also have harvest craft with adds over 800 foods to the game. Also a lot of decoration mods such as furniture. And we also have 2 skill systems.
    There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms.
    We are a small friendly community looking for new players.
    For instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server join our discord: https://discord.gg/Fzy3sQsXhQ

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Join our discord for instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server.
    Can I marry other players or villagers? Yes, the custom mod pack allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them.
    Are there any special events on the server? There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms.
    Is the community friendly? Yes, we are a small friendly community looking for new players to join us.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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