Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 9089 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old thumbnails? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and hilarious thumbnails you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, dancing pigs, and even a secret society of talking chickens plotting to take over the world! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by TNT)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3298 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Happy Holidays To You Minecraft SMP

    Happy Holidays To You Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition – last year, someone actually rode a llama all the way to the End! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances just to spice things up. So come join us for a holiday season you’ll never forget – just be sure to watch out for exploding snow golems!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 485
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Void Gems Collected: 28
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Band of One Hit Wonders

    Band of One Hit Wonders
    Join our Minecraft server where the creepers are so afraid of the players that they explode with laughter instead of blowing up! Our server is so epic that even Notch himself logs on to play with us. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, including a diamond sword that can one-shot the Ender Dragon. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always causing mischief and chaos. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Towns Built: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Underground Dead Zone

    Underground Dead Zone
    Yo, ever wondered why hell is underground? It’s cuz we bury our dead there, duh! But forget about that, come join our lit Minecraft server where you can dig your way to hell and back again! We got creepers throwing parties, zombies doing the cha-cha, and skeletons trying to play the xylophone with their ribs.

    If you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a giant lava pit with a sign that says “Welcome to the Inferno!” But don’t worry, we got fire-resistant armor for sale in our virtual gift shop. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that belonged to the ghost of Steve himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through the depths of Minecraft hell. Just watch out for the ghasts, they have a tendency to photobomb your selfies.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Jaccuzi MC

    Jaccuzi MC

    JacuzziMC Information

    Welcome to JacuzziMC, your go-to Lifesteal SMP server! Here’s all the key info you need to know:

    Key Features Heart Transfers: Trade hearts with others! PvP Arenas: Jump into non-stop action! Warps: Fast travel around the server. No Land Claiming: Defend your base creatively! Custom Shop: Gear up at spawn with powerful items! Exclusive Events: Participate in weekly competitions and win big!

    Enjoy your time on JacuzziMC!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 75 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Ores Mined: 6174 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Madness Season 3: Where chaos and vanilla collide with fresh world and over 21 shenanigans!

    Madness Season 3: Where chaos and vanilla collide with fresh world and over 21 shenanigans!

    Minecraft Server – Madness SMP

    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21 and above
    Community Size 20+ Members
    Platform Java Edition

    Madness SMP is a classic vanilla survival server for adults, with an active community of 20+ members. We aim to create a beautiful and fun world through concepts like a spawn city, shops, mini-games, diamond economy, nether hub, and server-wide events. Join us today on our JAVA edition server!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I apply to join Madness SMP? You can apply by visiting our Discord server at https://mad-smp.net/discord
    What is the age requirement to join the server? Players must be 21 years or older to join Madness SMP
    What kind of server is Madness SMP? Madness SMP is a classic vanilla survival server for adults
    How large is the community on Madness SMP? We have a community of 20+ dedicated members
    What platform is Madness SMP available on? Madness SMP is available on Java Edition

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Herobrine Sightings: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Steamy Pixel Minecraft Server

    Steamy Pixel Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old digital distribution platforms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Back in the 2000s, people were throwing parties in honor of Steam and digital distribution, but now, after 20 years, they’re all crying about it like a bunch of babies. But fear not, on our server, we embrace the chaos and madness that comes with digital distribution. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Who needs Steam when you have us? Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Daily Gunsmith Cats Minecraft SMP

    Daily Gunsmith Cats Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP set in 90’s Chicago. Why Chicago, you ask? Because why not!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re transported back in time to the mean streets of Chicago. You’ll have to navigate through gang wars, dodge drive-by shootings, and maybe even run into Al Capone himself. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

    Join us for a chance to build your own speakeasy, trade with bootleggers, and maybe even become the next big mob boss. Who needs diamonds when you can have Tommy guns and fedoras?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through 90’s Chicago. Just watch out for the cops, they’re not too keen on players breaking the law…or blowing up buildings. Trust me, I learned that the hard way.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Runes Activated: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 83
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • NoQuitMC – Keep Playing, No Rage Quitting!

    NoQuitMC – Keep Playing, No Rage Quitting!
    Join our Minecraft server where we teach important life lessons about perseverance and commitment! Just like Ethan’s soccer team, our server is intense and challenging, but in a fun way!

    We have crazy coaches who will push you to your limits and teammates who will rely on you to see things through. If you think you have what it takes to survive our intense practices and challenges, then join us and prove your dedication!

    Don’t be like Ethan, who wanted to quit when the going got tough. Stick with us and show the world that you have what it takes to be a true Minecraft champion! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even make some lifelong friends along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP

    RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

    Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

    And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

    So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Animals Bred: 46 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • NoDiamondsNoDating

    NoDiamondsNoDating
    Are you tired of dating players who can’t even mine a diamond without crying for help? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is filled with pro players who can build a castle in their sleep! Plus, we have a strict “no diamond, no date” policy so you know you’ll be surrounded by only the best of the best. Join us now and find your Minecraft soulmate who can craft a love potion just for you!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Alien Abductions: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Void Gems Collected: 32

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CraftyDiplomacy Minecraft Server

    CraftyDiplomacy Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more drama than iran and israel combined! we got missiles flying everywhere and urgent diplomacy happening left and right. you never know what crazy shenanigans will go down next in our server. join now for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1265
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Animals Bred: 63

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • NukeCraftUS2021

    NukeCraftUS2021
    so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, just like how the US thinks Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon yet, you won’t believe the crazy stuff happening on this server!

    we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes!

    join us if you want to ride on a llama through a rainbow-filled wonderland, battle against evil villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world with their army of chickens, and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Steve.

    oh, and did we mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots fireballs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, just like how the US still believes Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Pond Dwellers vs River Ignorers

    Pond Dwellers vs River Ignorers
    come join our epic minecraft server where the pond is the new hot tub and the river is just there for show. why waste time swimming in a boring old river when you can splash around in our luxurious pond? trust us, the fish are friendly and the algae adds a nice exfoliating touch to your skin. join us now and experience the ultimate pond party!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Alien Abductions: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Towns Built: 10
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • SkyliteMC Network

    SkyliteMC Network

    SkyLiteMC Network Season 1 is beginning on Friday, October 4th at 5pm EST.

    Our gamemodes currently are Skyblock and Factions. We also have an Event server and are hosting regularly events. Join our Factions server to become the richest faction and take down others. Join our Skyblock server to build your island up with your friends and become the richest island. Our first event will be at 8pm EST (3 hours after release) and will have constant events after that.

    Season 1 begins on October 4th at 5pm EST until January 1st where the server will be updated to Season 2. We will post mid-season updates on our discord server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 35 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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