Are you tired of drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no one will ever joke about anal sex, I mean, come on, that’s just inappropriate for a blocky world! Our server is a safe space where you can mine and build without any uncomfortable jokes being thrown around.

We guarantee that you won’t have to avoid anyone like this poor player who had to avoid ‘Emma’ because of a joke gone wrong. On our server, everyone is respectful and mature (well, as mature as you can be in a world made of blocks).

So come join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience! Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows in our world, so who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
Horror Stories Survived: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Mythical Quests Completed: 40 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Creeper’s Cove: Where OccultSlxts Unite!

    Creeper’s Cove: Where OccultSlxts Unite!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with mystery and intrigue.

    Imagine a world where cows have OnlyFans accounts and gothic slampigs roam the lands. Our server is like no other, with faceless creatures sporting huge pale tits and massive asses. It’s like a twisted fairy tale come to life!

    We even have lost media to uncover, like lost photos of “sluts in Adelaide” that may never be found again. Who knows what other secrets lie hidden in the depths of our server?

    So come on, join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Magic Crystals Found: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • TreasureQuest: Where we dig for diamonds and dreams! Join now for a chance to strike it rich in Minecraft!

    TreasureQuest: Where we dig for diamonds and dreams! Join now for a chance to strike it rich in Minecraft!
    Are you tired of digging for buried treasure in real life and coming up empty-handed? Well, fear not my fellow treasure hunters, because on our Minecraft server, the buried treasure practically jumps out of the ground and into your inventory! Join us and become financially secure in no time, all while avoiding pesky pirates and deadly traps. Who needs a boring old metal detector when you have a pickaxe and a sense of adventure? So come on down to our server and start digging for that sweet, sweet loot!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Marine’s Booty Cove – A Minecraft Adventure like no other!

    Marine’s Booty Cove – A Minecraft Adventure like no other!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a box of fortune cookies? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for some crazy adventures and LOL-worthy moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild Rurudo appears, serenading you with a cover that will make your pickaxe drop. Or how about a showdown with the Bishoujo Muzai Pirates, where the only booty they’re after is your precious loot?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary 3rd Generation girls band, who rock out in 3D live performances that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on the Second World Trailer – it’s like stepping into a whole new dimension of craziness.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon Marine herself, leading a parade of Umisea creatures in a dance that will make your avatar bust a move. It’s all happening here, only on our insane Minecraft server. See you there, if you dare!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Star Shards Collected: 260 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • NukeBusters Minecraft Server: Save the Day in Style!

    NukeBusters Minecraft Server: Save the Day in Style!
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate moral dilemma: disarm a nuke and save thousands of pixelated people OR nuke an entire city because some rich player wants a better view of the wasteland! And the best part? There are no real consequences either way, so go ahead and let your inner chaos reign supreme!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and a talking llama who tells dad jokes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you’re having this much fun)!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Dimension Hops: 8 Chimeras Created: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Crafty Jew Crew vs. Sissy Sissiles

    Crafty Jew Crew vs. Sissy Sissiles
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe a few buildings)? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Iran and Israel can’t help but join in on the fun. With our arsenal of crazy plugins and epic builds, you’ll be laughing your way through creeper explosions and zombie hordes. Join now for a gaming experience that’s out of this world (literally, we have a spaceship build that will make Elon Musk jealous)! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheChaos

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Star Shards Collected: 252
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Call of the Creeper: Minecraft Madness

    Call of the Creeper: Minecraft Madness
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to fall into lava and lose everything? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can call upon the name of the Lord and be saved from all your Minecraft mishaps!

    Join us and experience the divine protection of the Almighty as you build your blocky empire. No more worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work or accidentally hitting a zombie pigman in the Nether. Just call out to the Lord and watch as your character is miraculously saved from certain doom.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be protected from in-game disasters, but you’ll also receive blessings of epic loot drops and enchanted gear. It’s like having a divine cheat code activated just for you!

    So why wait until it’s too late? Join our server now and start your journey to salvation and epic Minecraft adventures. And remember, the Lord works in mysterious ways, especially when it comes to pixelated worlds.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18
    Star Shards Collected: 109 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 10

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Volume 21 Minecraft: Where Kingdoms Take 20 Volumes to Get Good

    Volume 21 Minecraft: Where Kingdoms Take 20 Volumes to Get Good
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take forever to get to the good stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like reading 21 volumes of a manga before it gets good! That’s right, we promise you won’t have to wait long to start having a blast.

    And if you think building a kingdom in Minecraft is a drag, think again! Our server will have you ruling over your own kingdom in just 20 volumes – I mean, minutes. But be warned, just like Conan, there may be some unexpected twists and turns along the way.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few mysteries to solve. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power in Minecraft!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Creeper Comedy Club – Where Laughs Explode!

    Creeper Comedy Club – Where Laughs Explode!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us at the CINEMASSACRE PODCAST for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained ninja penguins who will stop at nothing to make sure you have the best time of your life in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

    But wait, there’s more! We have custom-made mini-games that will test your skills and challenge your wit. From parkour courses that will make you question your sanity to PvP battles that will leave you breathless, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at the CINEMASSACRE PODCAST for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Potions Brewed: 109

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • PolishCraft: Where even the creepers have style!

    PolishCraft: Where even the creepers have style!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the solution for you! Our server has been scientifically proven to be 10 times more fun because we’ve added a secret ingredient – Polish genes! That’s right, we’ve spliced in some DNA from the land of pierogis and polka music to make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.

    Join our server for a chance to experience the power of Polish genes in action. Your character will be imbued with superhuman strength, the ability to speak fluent Polish (even if you’ve never studied the language), and an insatiable craving for kielbasa. Plus, every time you mine a block, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing a polka remix of your favorite song.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Polish Minecart Races. Strap in and hold on tight as you zoom through twisting tunnels and loop-de-loops, all while dodging flying pierogis and giant bottles of vodka. The winner gets a lifetime supply of kielbasa and bragging rights as the fastest miner in all of Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of Polish genes for yourself. Trust us, once you go Polish, you’ll never go back!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Mines Excavated: 4131 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 27

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • JulyFoolsCraft: Where the fun never ends and the jokes never stop! See you in July for a hilarious adventure!

    JulyFoolsCraft: Where the fun never ends and the jokes never stop! See you in July for a hilarious adventure!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you blockheads out there!

    Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and flex on all the noobs. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We got you covered. Need to tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding? We got that too.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots lasers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us in July for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity! See you there, blockheads!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41
    Alien Abductions: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Elemental Crystals Collected: 89
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ZombieBrains Minecraft Madness: Where Thinking is Overrated!

    ZombieBrains Minecraft Madness: Where Thinking is Overrated!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes the game way too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so fun that you’ll actually lose brain cells if you try to think too hard while playing. Trust us, turning your brain off is the key to success here.

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can find, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at the end of it filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, the rollercoaster is haunted by a ghostly chicken that will peck you to death if you’re not careful.

    If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a PvP arena where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with carrot swords. It’s chaos, it’s ridiculous, and it’s absolutely hilarious. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course).

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 166 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • LoveCrafted Adventures: Where even creepers take romantic getaways!

    LoveCrafted Adventures: Where even creepers take romantic getaways!
    Are you tired of dealing with drama like missing girlfriends on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we guarantee that your virtual relationships will always be drama-free. No more worrying about where your in-game significant other has disappeared to, because on our server, they’ll always be right by your side (or at least logged in and playing). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even help you find missing virtual girlfriends! Join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Players Killed by Monsters: 624 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Minecrafter’s Endwalker Adventure – XIVG Server

    Minecrafter’s Endwalker Adventure – XIVG Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because xivg is here to shake things up! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on the diamond armor-wearing llamas that guard the secret treasure chests filled with unlimited diamonds!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama! Rumor has it that if you can defeat this majestic beast, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join xivg today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 9154
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • FantasyCraft: Where Your Taboo Fantasies Come to Life!

    FantasyCraft: Where Your Taboo Fantasies Come to Life!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where all your taboo fantasies come to life! Want to ride a pig into battle while wearing a tutu? We got you covered. How about building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cheese? Done.

    Join our server and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures you never knew you needed. From fighting off hordes of zombie chickens to building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your imagination run wild (literally, we have a petting zoo with creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 300 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Crafty TV Addicts Minecraft Server

    Crafty TV Addicts Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you have to bounce your way to victory.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Star Shards Collected: 224
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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