Are you tired of drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no one will ever joke about anal sex, I mean, come on, that’s just inappropriate for a blocky world! Our server is a safe space where you can mine and build without any uncomfortable jokes being thrown around.

We guarantee that you won’t have to avoid anyone like this poor player who had to avoid ‘Emma’ because of a joke gone wrong. On our server, everyone is respectful and mature (well, as mature as you can be in a world made of blocks).

So come join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience! Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows in our world, so who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected: 22 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Royal Courts Attended: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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