Are you tired of drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no one will ever joke about anal sex, I mean, come on, that’s just inappropriate for a blocky world! Our server is a safe space where you can mine and build without any uncomfortable jokes being thrown around.

We guarantee that you won’t have to avoid anyone like this poor player who had to avoid ‘Emma’ because of a joke gone wrong. On our server, everyone is respectful and mature (well, as mature as you can be in a world made of blocks).

So come join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience! Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows in our world, so who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
Star Shards Collected: 249 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • YamaCraft: The Ultimate Outdoor Anime Adventure!

    YamaCraft: The Ultimate Outdoor Anime Adventure!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-loving adventurers out there! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a pixelated world far, far away, there was a group of players who stumbled upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. It was rumored to be so awesome that even the Ender Dragon was jealous. And do you know what they found there? A land filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and secret caves just waiting to be explored. But that’s not all – this server had a community of players who were as friendly as a pack of wolves in a petting zoo.

    But the real kicker? This server had a rivalry that put all others to shame. The debate raged on: which outdoor anime was better, Yama no Susume or YuruCamp? And let me tell you, things got heated. PvP battles were fought, alliances were formed, and friendships were tested. It was like the Battle of Helm’s Deep, but with more diamond swords and less Orcs.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than a Nether fortress, come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself embroiled in a quest for pixelated glory that will go down in server history. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the virtual world, fellow blockheads!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 15 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CraftyRusBel Funhouse

    CraftyRusBel Funhouse
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a magical adventure where you play as a precious little angel soaring through the skies on a rainbow unicorn!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ve ever seen, like flying pigs and dancing llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land made entirely of candy!

    Join our server for non-stop laughter and fun as you battle evil gummy bears and ride on the backs of giant marshmallows. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Players Killed by Monsters: 7070
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Crafty AF – All the LOLs in Minecraft

    Crafty AF – All the LOLs in Minecraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we only accept players with at least 500 viewers on their streams! Why settle for the average when you can join the VIP club of indie vtubers who are killing it online?

    We don’t discriminate based on language, so whether you stream in English, Japanese, Russian, or even Duck, you’re welcome here! And don’t worry about shilling your 499-view oshi, as long as you’re a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, you’re good to go.

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some virtual tie drama! We’ve got a booru full of OC material, a birthday calendar for all your chuuba needs, and even a guide for archiving VODs (because who doesn’t love a good VOD?).

    So come on down to our server and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen! Who knows, you might even run into a corpo who doesn’t own talent IPs but is still kicking butt in the streaming world. It’s all fair game here at our crazy, chaotic, and totally awesome Minecraft server. See you there!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 410
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Potions Brewed: 81

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • LOLcraft: Open Chests & Read Signs

    LOLcraft: Open Chests & Read Signs
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant wishes. Legend has it that whoever finds it will become the ruler of the server and gain the power to banish griefers with a single click.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Matzah and Creeper Craft

    Matzah and Creeper Craft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a sleeping Snorlax? Well, look no further because our server is here to make mudshits seethe with envy! How do we do it, you ask? By offering the most epic and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped Ender Dragon. But beware, because the dragon’s fiery breath smells like burnt bacon and will leave you craving breakfast for days.

    Not convinced yet? How about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who throw the wildest potato parties this side of the Nether. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a bunch of spud enthusiasts.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and your mudshits seething) like never before!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Sad Poet’s Faggy Minecraft Server – Where Shitty Poems Are Welcome!

    Sad Poet’s Faggy Minecraft Server – Where Shitty Poems Are Welcome!
    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the darkness of other Minecraft servers? Do you long for a place where you truly belong? Well, look no further than our server, where the shadows dance around you and the laughter echoes in the canyons!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being lost in a canyon, disoriented and confused. Feel the warmth of the dim light licking against your skin, as you search for that elusive joy just beyond the trees. But beware, for the shadows may play tricks on your mind and distort your perceptions!

    As you sink to the ground, head in hands, resign yourself to the darkness and let it take you. But wait, a glimmer of hope shines through the darkness. You realize that you don’t belong in this place of shadows and echoes. You are meant for your own light, your own warmth.

    So come join us on our server, where you can finally find your place in the Minecraft world. Leave behind the darkness and embrace the light that is truly meant for you. We promise, you’ll never feel as warm and happy as you do on our server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 55
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Towns Built: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • DerpyCraft: Where Non-Professional Voice Actors Attempt to Play Minecraft

    DerpyCraft: Where Non-Professional Voice Actors Attempt to Play Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring, professional voice actors ruining your immersion in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a non-professional voice actor playing the main role! Get ready for some hilariously bad accents and over-the-top dramatic readings that will have you laughing until you cry.

    But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players and mobs that end in the most ridiculous ways possible. Picture this: a group of players taking on a horde of zombies, only to be saved by a pack of wild chickens armed with tiny swords. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

    And if you’re looking for a truly unique experience, look no further than our server’s legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that the rarest loot in all of Minecraft is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most daring players. Will you be the one to uncover the secret and claim your prize?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and adventure like you’ve never experienced before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re going to need it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 40 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • LatinaCraft: Where Your GF Is Always a Bitch

    LatinaCraft: Where Your GF Is Always a Bitch
    Are you tired of dealing with a fiery Latina girlfriend who goes from 0 to 100 real quick? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and leave all that unnecessary stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow gamers.

    On our server, you can unleash your frustrations by building a virtual world where everything goes your way. No more walking on eggshells or dealing with irrational outbursts – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and craft your way to inner peace?

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama llama that is your Latina girlfriend. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • FinlandCraft meets MongoliaCraft: The Epic Brotherhood Server

    FinlandCraft meets MongoliaCraft: The Epic Brotherhood Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where Finland and Mongolia come together in a hilarious brotherhood? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic battles between Finnish reindeer riders and Mongolian horse archers. Join us for a wild ride as we build pixelated yurts and sauna houses, all while listening to traditional throat singing and Finnish metal music. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky alliance – join our server now!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Snoys’ Peak Minecraft Madness

    Snoys’ Peak Minecraft Madness
    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because this server is certified peak gameplay according to Snoys! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Yes, you heard that right. These mythical creatures roam freely in our world, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go.

    2. Want to test your survival skills? Our server has a special challenge where you have to fend off an army of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s clucking madness, but oh so fun!

    3. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly dance parties at the Disco Mushroom biome. Get your groove on with the funky fungi and boogie down with the blocky beats.

    4. Feeling lucky? Take a trip to the Nether Casino and try your luck at the slots. Win big and you might just walk away with a stack of enchanted golden carrots!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Snoys approved!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • DesertCraft: Where Even Arabs Can’t Resist the Blocks

    DesertCraft: Where Even Arabs Can’t Resist the Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of camels start chasing you through the desert! Or how about the time when a genie appeared and granted you three wishes, but only if you could defeat the Ender Dragon with a magic carpet?

    Join our server and you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next. From riding flying carpets to battling evil genies, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why wait? Join now and see why arabs are like this on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 2690
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Magic Items Found: 7005
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Blocky Bros Before Hoes Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bros Before Hoes Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be treating like objects are the blocks you mine! We don’t see creepers as enemies, we see them as potential friends who just need a little TNT hug.

    Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, or just a giant statue of your favorite mob (we won’t judge).

    And don’t worry about running into any pesky mobs, because our admin team has tamed them all and turned them into adorable pets. That’s right, you can ride a zombie pigman into battle or have a creeper as your trusty sidekick.

    So come on down to our server and leave your worries at the door. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can find? And remember, on our server, everyone is treated like a diamond – valuable and sparkly.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4014 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Rumor Has It: Heart Gear Chapter 47 – The LOLzy Minecraft Server

    Rumor Has It: Heart Gear Chapter 47 – The LOLzy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party with Endermen!

    But that’s not all – we have a special quest where you have to tame a llama and ride it into battle against a horde of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server! And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like a giant zombie chicken boss who can breakdance and summon lightning strikes! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 32 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Crafty Cheater’s Paradise: Where Blocks and Betrayal Collide

    Crafty Cheater’s Paradise: Where Blocks and Betrayal Collide
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as big as your ego? Look no further than our server, where size really does matter! Join us and prove to everyone that you’re the biggest player around.

    Our server is so big, it can make even the smallest players feel inadequate. But don’t worry, we accept players of all sizes and shapes. Whether you’re a giant or a tiny pixel, you’ll fit right in.

    And if you’re looking for a girlfriend who appreciates your size, look no further. Our players are known for their love of big builds and even bigger personalities. Who knows, you might just find the one who thinks you’re the biggest player of them all.

    So come join us on our server, where size matters and everyone is welcome. Just make sure to bring your biggest block-building skills and your even bigger sense of humor. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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