Looking for a wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – my girlfriend’s tits! That’s right, you heard me. We love to share her pics as our usual catchphrase, so if you’re into that sort of thing, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all! Our server is full of crazy adventures and insane stories. Like the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance-off in the town square. Or when we built a rollercoaster that went straight into a volcano. And let’s not forget the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans we get up to. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Anti Depressants Minecraft Server

    Anti Depressants Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you block-loving crazies out there!

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, secret quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and don’t forget about our weekly llama rodeos where you can win a pet rainbow sheep!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s tallest tower made entirely of TNT, where you can watch fireworks every night and witness the majestic explosions that light up the sky.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • My Calcu-Lashions Minecraft SMP

    My Calcu-Lashions Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw parties every night! Join us for a chance to boogie with the green guys and maybe even learn some sick dance moves yourself.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who will take you on magical adventures through the skies. Who needs an elytra when you have a squadron of flying swine at your disposal?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with stacks upon stacks of enchanted golden carrots. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your dancing shoes and a healthy appetite for golden carrots!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • ✅JoinProject✅Classic Survival🍀⚡WIP1.21⚡ Minecraft server

    ✅JoinProject✅Classic Survival🍀⚡WIP1.21⚡ Minecraft server

    Our project has a system of bonus points that can only be obtained by playing on the project, as well as by participating in activities and events! You can use them to buy gaming devices, chairs, and the like. High-quality hosting and well-thought-out economics will help you enjoy a comfortable game. Come in and have an unforgettable experience!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Potions Brewed: 121

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Kronmei Haters Minecraft Server

    Kronmei Haters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll find out why /vt/ hates kronmei – because we have the most outrageous and hilarious adventures waiting for you!

    Picture this: you log onto the server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly pets. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Done. How about building a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled dungeon? Easy peasy.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Kronmei, a mythical creature who will challenge you to the craziest quests you’ve ever seen. Defeat him in a dance-off or outsmart him in a game of hide and seek, and you’ll earn rewards beyond your wildest dreams.

    So why wait? Join our server today and see why /vt/ is like this – because we’re the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Kai Cenat’s Mafiathon 2 Minecraft SMP – Subathon Announcement

    Kai Cenat’s Mafiathon 2 Minecraft SMP – Subathon Announcement
    Attention all Minecraft players! Kai Cenat just announced his subathon (Mafiathon 2) during the Knicks vs Celtics game, and you know what that means – it’s time to join our epic Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a game of musical chairs. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of chicken coops and rules over it with an iron fist (or should I say, wing?). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Bought 3 Months Ago Minecraft Server

    Bought 3 Months Ago Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a roller coaster that launched players straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, everyone laughed so hard that they couldn’t stop playing!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the disco sheep! Legend has it that if you can find and tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Berserk Minecraft SMP Madness

    Berserk Minecraft SMP Madness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and don’t forget about our weekly llama races where the stakes are higher than a tower of TNT!

    But wait, there’s more! Tomorrow, a new chapter will be unveiled where players will have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and dodge flaming arrows shot by a team of mischievous skeletons.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the wildest ride of your blocky life!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • WokeCraft Minecraft Server

    WokeCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where we embrace ESG/DEI values while canceling high profile games to afford the latest release from Sweet Baby Inc – Unknown 9!

    But wait, there’s more! We had an utter massive failure with only a few hundred copies sold on day one, leading to us firing employees in Japan. But fear not, because we praise SBI and the woke lefties as the most powerful and persecuted group in society. Society is on the brink of collapse and this server is EVERYWHERE – even Toyota backpedaled when they faced backlash for hosting LGBT parades!

    So come join us on this chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of rainbow sheep plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crops Grown: 8493 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5549 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

    Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never ask what it feels like to have sex with a big fat man. Trust us, you don’t want to know the answer.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional run-in with a mysterious group of llamas who control the server economy. Rumor has it they trade in diamonds for llama spit, but you didn’t hear it from us.

    Our community is full of quirky characters, from the guy who only communicates in pig squeals to the girl who insists her pet chicken is actually a secret government agent. You never know what you’ll encounter next!

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just remember, never ask about the big fat man. Trust us, it’s better that way.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Here are some outrageous reasons why you should join us:

    1. Our version 2.6 update will blow your mind! It’s like the Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, but with more explosions and unicorns.

    2. Have you seen our Rappa trailer? It’s so epic that even Steve from Minecraft shed a tear of joy.

    3. We have an animated short called "Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions — Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll". It’s so intense that even Herobrine got scared.

    4. Our current character banners feature Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong. They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, but cooler.

    5. Don’t miss out on our Light Cone Banners, Ninjutsu Inscription: Dazzling Evilbreaker and Brighter Than the Sun. They’ll make your diamond armor look like iron scraps.

    6. We have new drip marketing every Sunday, with 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility up for grabs. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.

    7. Redeemable codes? We got ’em! Use them to unlock secret treasures that even Notch doesn’t know about.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Built By Accident Minecraft SMP

    Built By Accident Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and create epic builds? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Join us and be a part of the legendary group of players who popularized the catchphrase “built for bbc” during epic raids on /pol/! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the madness! Just remember – anything goes in this wild and unpredictable world.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • ❤️Haru❤️ Best Minecraft survival server

    ❤️Haru❤️ Best Minecraft survival server

    Welcome to the Haru server in Minecraft!When you log into our server, you will be greeted by a mesmerizing gothic-style spawn that will take you into a world of magic and adventure.Choose from two exciting game modes:1. Parkour – sharpen your ninja skills by completing challenging parkour maps. Each map is a unique challenge that will test your agility and speed!2. Survival – in survival mode you appear in a wonderful town, built by our team with soul and imagination. Here you will find: An ender chest to safely store your treasures. Automatic mine for easy earning of local currency. A merchant who will help you open access to the market and goods from other players. In the automatic mine you can earn the currency necessary to buy private blocks, because you can’t do without private in our world!

    We wish you good luck, if you have any questions, please contact us here: https://discord.gg/kity in the Minecraft Staff section

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Crafty Critique Minecraft Server

    Crafty Critique Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Yagoo’s Minecraft SMP: Hire her already

    Yagoo’s Minecraft SMP: Hire her already
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

    Join us if you want to ride on the back of a llama while battling a horde of evil villagers, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT” competition. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Yo~ Searchin’ Always Minecraft Server

    Yo~ Searchin’ Always Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

    Join us and you’ll be on a quest to find the rarest items in the game, like diamond-encrusted pork chops and enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing creepers. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where everything is made of candy!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the adventure begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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