Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

active realm, Arena, Conflicts, Discord, Etheria, expire, Faction, Factions, Join, Land, Life, Link, LOSE, members, Message, plot of land, Politics, pvp tournaments, Ready, Sleep, smp, Social, territorial conflicts, Tournaments, Treasure Hunts, Wars

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Realm of Etheria Minecraft Server

Description	We are an active realm where you can join a faction, or live on your own in your own plot of land. We currently have around 17 members. We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/vV4ch3mEjx

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the realm of Etheria?	You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
What activities are available in the realm?	We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
How many members are currently in the realm?	We currently have around 17 members.
Can I live on my own plot of land in the realm?	Yes, you have the option to live on your own in your own plot of land or join a faction.
Is PvP allowed in the realm?	Yes, we have PvP tournaments in the arena for those who enjoy competitive gameplay.

HubbyNoGrief Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Confrontation, Controlling, demanding, DRY, feet, HubbyNoGrief, husband, Minecraft, mistreating, Misuse, Pool, Respect, Rude, Server, sharing, Shoes, Slides, Snow, stretched out, wet

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Potions Brewed:	44
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take shoe-sharing drama to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of toe-stretching, pool-wearing, and snow-running antics.

Are you tired of your slides being hijacked by your significant other? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace the chaos of sharing footwear. Who needs boundaries when you can have a husband who wears your slides in the pool and then leaves them out to dry for days?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of confronting your partner about their shoe-stealing ways, only to be met with laughter and dismissal. Will they promise to never wear your slides again, or will they continue to push the boundaries of shoe-sharing etiquette?

Join us on our server for a rollercoaster of demanding requests, controlling behavior, and outrageous shoe-related drama. Because who needs peace and quiet when you can have a husband who goes outside barefoot in the snow just to prove a point? Let the madness begin!

MammaryMisunderstandings

accent, anger, Apology, awkward, children, Communication, Diagnosis, Frustration, handling, hard of hearing, Hearing, Instructions, Machine, MammaryMisunderstandings, mammogram, misheard, misunderstanding, Nurse, SHAKING, shouting, tense situation

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication skills are put to the test just like in a mammogram gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride of misinterpretations, frustration, and awkward angles as you navigate through our crazy world.

Experience the thrill of trying to decipher unclear instructions from players with strong accents, just like the nurse in the story. Can you hold your virtual breast out of the way or will you end up in tears like our storyteller?

But that’s not all! Test your hearing (or lack thereof) as you try to follow directions in a chaotic environment. Will you admit to your hearing problem or keep it a secret like our protagonist?

Join us for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and communication skills. Who knew a mammogram could inspire such a wacky server concept? So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

VeggieCraft Gut Boosters

Boosters, cardiometabolic health, dietary habits, digestive system, Gut, gut health, gut microbiome, health benefits, human health, Microbes, microbiota, nutrition, omnivore, plant based diet, plant-based foods, research, short-chain fatty acids, study, vegan, veganism, Vegetarian, vegetarianism, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Farms Harvested:	693
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Votes:	3877
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
New Chunks Explored:	510846	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally make ur gut feel amazing? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! we got over 21,000 peeps who are vegans, vegetarians, and omnivores and they all agree that eating plant-based foods on this server will make u feel like a million diamonds!

join us and watch as ur gut microbiome becomes a powerhouse of health! u’ll have so many microbes in there, u won’t even know what to do with them all! and guess what? the more plant-based foods u eat, the more short-chain fatty acids u’ll have in ur gut, making ur gut and cardiometabolic health top notch!

so come on over to our server and start eating ur way to a healthier gut! who knew minecraft could be so good for u, amirite? #guthealth #minecraftmagic

LittleDigPlanet

10+ Year History, Age 25+, Area claim plugins, Community, Creative Server, Creeper Griefing, Difficulty, Discord, DiscordSVR, Dynmap, Enderman, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, Moderator, No-Claims, Ranks, Server, Smaller Community, Vanilla, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Void Armor Forged:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Server Overview
My wife and I started playing Minecraft over a decade ago and have grown a healthy community to play with over the years. We of course use Discord and if you’re interested in playing with us, please use the link below to join and tell us a little about yourself before we whitelist you. We try our best to avoid kids and weed out any annoying players, so please don’t join if you fall in these categories. Most of us are in our late 20s/early 30s. Our primary goal is to provide a truly vanilla experience.

Server Overview

My wife and I started playing Minecraft over a decade ago and have grown a healthy community to play with over the years. We of course use Discord and if you’re interested in playing with us, please use the link below to join and tell us a little about yourself before we whitelist you. We try our best to avoid kids and weed out any annoying players, so please don’t join if you fall in these categories. Most of us are in our late 20s/early 30s. Our primary goal is to provide a truly vanilla experience.

Server Information
Age 25+, please. No Ranks or Moderator positions. No area claim plugins. World border currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn. ~8-12 players online at peak times. Render view distance set at maximum of 32 Chunks. Hard difficulty. Separate Legacy Server and Creative server available. Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off. Uses DynMap and DiscordSVR for chat functionality. AFK players not counted towards sleeping. Plugin allows players to change chat text color. Other plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

Server Information

Age 25+, please.
No Ranks or Moderator positions.
No area claim plugins.
World border currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.
~8-12 players online at peak times.
Render view distance set at maximum of 32 Chunks.
Hard difficulty.
Separate Legacy Server and Creative server available.
Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off.
Uses DynMap and DiscordSVR for chat functionality.
AFK players not counted towards sleeping.
Plugin allows players to change chat text color.
Other plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?: To join the server, please join our Discord server and introduce yourself before we whitelist you.
2. What is the age requirement for joining?: We prefer players to be 25 years or older.
3. Are there ranks or moderator positions available?: No, we do not have ranks or moderator positions. All players, including the owners, play by the same rules.
4. Can I claim areas on the server?: No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.
5. What is the world border size?: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.
6. How many players are usually online?: There are typically around 8-12 players online at peak times.
7. What is the render view distance set to?: The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 Chunks.
8. What difficulty do you play on?: We play on Hard difficulty.
9. Are there separate servers available?: Yes, we have a Legacy Server and a Creative server for different gameplay options.
10. Can I change my chat text color?: Yes, we have a plugin that allows players to change their in-game chat text color.

Adventures Await Today 1.21.2

1.21.2, activities, activities for today, Adventures, Await, chilling, current activities, daily activities, Entertainment, Events, Friends, Fun, gatherings, hanging out, leisure, outings, Plans, Relaxation, socializing, things to do, Today, weekend plans, what are y’all up to today

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Farms Harvested:	878

Bro, lemme tell you bout this cray cray Minecraft server I found!

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where cows are actually secret agents and creepers throw surprise parties!

Experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of dancing skeletons who just want to boogie down!

Build your dream castle only to have it invaded by a gang of mischievous pigs who demand to be the rulers of your kingdom!

Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and unpredictable server out there. So what are y’all up to today? Join us and let the madness begin!

CarShareCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, CAR, CarShareCraft, Communication, compensation, Conflict, crashed car, Decision making, delivery driver, Drinking, family, Lending, Marijuana, Miles, Minecraft, payment, Peacekeeping, pushover, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister-in-law

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Crops Grown:	6271
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Love Letters Sent:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of your sister-in-law treating your car like her own personal Uber service? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you can create your own car rental business and make sure no one ever takes advantage of your vehicles again! Charge outrageous fees, set ridiculous rules, and watch as your virtual empire grows. Plus, with our unique marijuana-scented car air fresheners, you’ll never have to worry about pesky odors again.

So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe your sister-in-law will crash her virtual car too and you can charge her double for the damages. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

FamCraftTutorNoob

8-year-old, aunt, Boundaries, cousin, Decision making, FamCraftTutorNoob, family, Free Time, homework help, recharge, refusal, Relaxation, RESPONSIBILITY, teaching, Time management, tutoring, uncle, volunteering, weekdays, weekends, work

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	723
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Towns Built:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	258	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of being asked to tutor your little cousin for free when all you want to do is relax and play Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that unwanted responsibility!

Join our server and let your creativity run wild as you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No more worrying about tutoring your cousin or feeling guilty for wanting some time to yourself.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground kingdom filled with rare treasures and mythical creatures. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to tutoring duties and hello to endless fun and adventure!

ToiletTroublesMC SMP

bathroom disasters, bathroom humor, bathroom nightmares, bowel movement problems, embarrassing bathroom stories, funny poop stories, gastrointestinal distress, poop anecdotes, poop emergencies, poop horror, poop horror stories, poop humor, poop jokes, poop mishaps, poop problems, poop tales, public restroom nightmares, smp, toilet troubles, ToiletTroublesMC, worst pooping experience

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best thing ever, I swear. So, like, one time I was playing and I had to poop so bad, but I couldn’t leave because I was in the middle of a really intense battle with a creeper. And let me tell you, it was the worst pooping experience of my life. But then I joined this SMP and they have these magical toilets that teleport your poop to another dimension. It’s wild, man. You gotta join and experience it for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music. It’s lit, fam. Join us now!

WeedCraftSoberLand

alcohol free, Alternative Medicine, California Sober, clean living, country sober, Detoxification, drug-free, healthy lifestyle, holistic health, mental clarity, mindfulness, Moderation, natural remedies, Recovery, self-care, Sobriety, state sober, substance-free, Weed, WeedCraftSoberLand, wellness

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mines Excavated:	4577
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Potions Brewed:	85	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356

If “California Sober” means you only smoke weed, then on our Minecraft server, “Diamond Sober” means you only mine diamonds! That’s right, forget about all those boring sobriety rules, on our server, the only way to stay sober is by digging up those precious diamonds underground. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, lots and lots of shiny diamonds. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and stay “Diamond Sober” today!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Claiming, controversy, Creepercraft, Defense, hezbollah, iran, Islamic, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Minecraft, Official, organization, Political, power, Propaganda, resistance, ridiculed, Server, ShiA, stronger than ever, Terrorism

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Animals Bred:	122	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	166	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more power than hezbollah!!! we got creeper armies ready to take over the world and build giant statues of steve everywhere. our admin is a wizard who can summon diamond blocks out of thin air and our mods are actually aliens from another dimension. join us if you want to be part of the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. what more could you ask for? come on, join us now before the creeper uprising begins!

KimJongUnCraft: NoHotDogsAllowed

american food, Ban, controversy, crackdown, cuisine, culinary restrictions, cultural exchange, Dictatorship, fast food, food regulations, Forbidden, foreign influence, government control, Hot Dogs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongUnCraft, NoHotDogsAllowed, North Korea, Outlaws, Politics, treasonous

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	5577	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

are you tired of living under the oppressive regime of North Korea? come join our minecraft server where hot dogs are not only allowed, they are ENCOURAGED! we have a secret underground hot dog stand where you can feast on delicious hot dogs without fear of being labeled a traitor.

our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of American food, all banned in North Korea. from hamburgers to apple pie, we’ve got it all! join us and indulge in the forbidden pleasures of ‘treasonous’ American cuisine.

if you’re feeling rebellious, join our hot dog revolution and fight against the tyranny of North Korea’s anti-hot dog laws. together, we can overthrow the oppressive regime and establish a new world order where hot dogs reign supreme!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the hot dog revolution begin!

Viral Immunity Zone

2023, 2024.., Antiviral Strategies, avian influenza, Clade 2.3.4.4b, epidemiology, Host-Pathogen Interaction, Human Immune Factor, immune response, immune system, immunity, infectious diseases, Influenza A(H5N1), pandemic preparedness, public health, replication, research study, restriction, viral, virology, Viruses, Zone, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6577	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3

lol u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a bunch of crazy stuff happening like a zombie apocalypse but with chickens instead of zombies. u gotta use ur mad building skills to protect urself from the chicken horde while also trying to find the legendary diamond sword of chicken slaying. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. join now before the chickens take over the server and we all become their feathered minions.

Risperd server Minecraft

Daily, Minecraft, REWARD, Risperd, Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	6815
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dragons Tamed:	2

reward every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Risperd.aternos.me:12540

SvSurvival

Bases, dc, Discord, Empty, Friends, generation, hypixel, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Modded, OWNER, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, Survival, SvSurvival, Teams, Terrain, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	859409	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival (Java)
Modifications	Slightly modded terrain generation
Teams	Small teams or individual players
Availability	24/7
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I invite friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite friends to join the server and build together.

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Rules and other information can be found on our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the provided IP address in Minecraft to connect to our server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other players and their builds.

Q: What is the server owner’s username?

A: The server owner is Enplo.

Hydra Oasis Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anime, Anime Community, anime fandom, anime recommendations, Anime Series, binge watching, comedy, D-Frag, hydra, hydration, Hydration tips, Land, long tail tags, Oasis, Otaku, Second season, self-care, slice of life, staying healthy, staying hydrated, watching sessions, water intake

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2335
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Yo, bros and broettes! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore. It’s like the ultimate quest for the Holy Grail, but with creepers and zombies instead of knights and dragons.

I mean, where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon. It’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

Plus, the community on this server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”. And let’s not forget about the epic events that happen every weekend, like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the underwater pumpkin carving contest.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you’ll never look back. And remember, always stay hydrated and never give up hope for that second season of D-Frag. It’s gonna happen, I swear.