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BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4709
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	158	Buildings Constructed:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Love Letters Sent:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dimension Hops:	8
Towns Built:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Votes:	4651
Void Armor Forged:	15	Astral Projections Made:	4

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Animals Bred:	124
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	190	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Emeralds Found:	3599	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

BlockyBoysRealm

baby boy names, best boy names, BlockyBoysRealm, boy names, boy names ideas, boy names inspiration, boy names list, boy names suggestions, classic boy names, cool boy names, cute boy names, favorite baby boy names, favorite boy name, handsome boy names, modern boy names, popular boy names, strong boy names, top boy names, traditional boy names, trendy boy names, unique boy names

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	New Chunks Explored:	113774
Void Armor Forged:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

ElectionCraft2020

cyber attacks, Diplomacy, economic impact, election, ElectionCraft2020, Entities, foreign interference, global affairs, Government, HACKING, influence, international relations, Iranian, Manipulation, Politics, Russian, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, united states, US

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

so like, you know how the US is all like “no no no, you can’t mess with our elections”? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE you to mess with everything! want to start a fake campaign for president of the server? go for it! want to bribe other players with diamonds to vote for you? totally allowed! we even have a special “influence the election” mini-game where you can try to sway the votes in your favor. join now and show those pesky sanctions who’s boss!

Anarchy Minecraft server

Anarchy, Donations, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

The best Anarchy with Donations for you!

DominusVoid.aternos.me

Forgotten Realms

Adventure, Anime, casual player, challenge, Click away, Discord, DOMINATE, Dragon Balls, dragon slayer, ENERGY, Equip, explosive, Forgotten, legendary items, loot boxes, mumen rider, power system, Realms, seasoned pro, smp, Teleporting, Unique

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1744
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Welcome to Forgotten Realms!
Are you ready for a Bedrock Minecraft adventure like no other? Look no further! Forgotten Realms combines thrilling gameplay with a unique, anime-inspired power system that’s easy to enjoy—even if you’ve never watched anime.
Every player gets a randomly assigned power upon joining. Will you wield the explosive might of Killer Queen, the teleporting finesse of Boogie Woogie, or the unstoppable energy of a Super Saiyan? The possibilities are endless!
Explore the map to uncover loot boxes filled with legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and even the mythical Dragon Balls. Equip yourself and dominate the realm!
Join Us Today: Add WonderfulRIVET on Discord to join the server and experience the Forgotten Realms for yourself. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, adventure is just a click away.
What are you waiting for? The Forgotten Realms are calling—answer the challenge!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, add WonderfulRIVET on Discord and follow the instructions provided to connect to Forgotten Realms.

2. What anime-inspired powers are available in the game?

Some of the anime-inspired powers available include Killer Queen, Boogie Woogie, and Super Saiyan. Each player is randomly assigned a power upon joining.

3. What legendary items can I find in loot boxes?

You can find legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and Dragon Balls in loot boxes scattered throughout the map.

4. Is the server suitable for both experienced players and casual players?

Yes, Forgotten Realms welcomes players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, there’s adventure waiting for you on the server.

5. How can I dominate the realm?

To dominate the realm, equip yourself with legendary items and master your anime-inspired powers in gameplay. Explore the map, defeat opponents, and rise to the top of Forgotten Realms.

Kronii Fauna Quest 1.21

Analysis, black stream, Connections, Conspiracy, Enna, Fauna, Fauna speculation, friendship, friendship evidence, history lesson, investigation, Kronii, legal documents, Mystery, proof, Quest, relationships, Selen, speculation, Termination, theory, youtube video

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	163
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Like, imagine if Selen and Enna were Minecraft buddies, that’s the vibe we got going on here! Legal documents mentioning Enna by name? Bruh, that’s some next level drama, you gotta be a part of this madness! Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft friendships and drama unfold before your very eyes! Don’t miss out, join now and be a part of the chaos!

BloomCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BloomCraft, Bridesmaids, consideration, cooperation, cousin, decision, Dilemma, ENGAGEMENT, family, flower girl, groomsmen, junior bridesmaid, matching dress, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, Pictures, Proposal, ring bearer, Server, special job, Upset, Wedding

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Emeralds Found:	2243
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family drama in the most epic way possible! Join us and witness the intense rivalry between flower girls and ring bearers as they battle it out for the spotlight on the big day.

Experience the thrill of choosing sides and making tough decisions like whether to have two flower girls or risk a meltdown from a jealous niece. Who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of wedding roles?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected twists and turns as we navigate the treacherous waters of family politics and wedding planning. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes chaos at the ceremony?

Join now and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have family drama to keep you on your toes?

LostCraftFamFinder

AGGRESSIVE, Asshole, basement suite, charges, court date, disappeared, distraught, doubtful, doubts, email, family, friend’s family, INFORMATION, location, LostCraftFamFinder, missing person, public information, public record, Safety, strange, Upset

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Star Shards Collected:	87
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with mystery and drama! Just like the disappearance of my friend’s basement-dwelling roommate, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists.

Explore hidden secrets and uncover court dates for unknown charges, just like a detective on a mission. Who knows what kind of trouble you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world?

And don’t worry about being called an asshole for sharing information – on our server, we encourage communication and teamwork. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a scandalous plot or two along the way.

So come join us for a thrilling adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Players:	104/800	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0