so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like the turkey shutting down a radio station level of drama, but in minecraft form. like, imagine if the turkeys in minecraft got all triggered over some reference to an ‘armenian genocide’ and just shut it all down. that’s the kind of wild energy you can expect on this server. join now for some next level chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss out on, trust me.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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