so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like the turkey shutting down a radio station level of drama, but in minecraft form. like, imagine if the turkeys in minecraft got all triggered over some reference to an ‘armenian genocide’ and just shut it all down. that’s the kind of wild energy you can expect on this server. join now for some next level chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss out on, trust me.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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