so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like the turkey shutting down a radio station level of drama, but in minecraft form. like, imagine if the turkeys in minecraft got all triggered over some reference to an ‘armenian genocide’ and just shut it all down. that’s the kind of wild energy you can expect on this server. join now for some next level chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss out on, trust me.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Runes Activated: 5
Magic Items Found: 8748 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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