Genetically Confused Minecraft Server: Where Reproduction is a Gamble!

biology, Confused, Evolution, gamble, Genes, genetic inheritance, genetically, genetics, Human Behavior, Incels, mental health, Minecraft, natural selection, Reproduction, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-perception, Server, social norms, societal pressure, toxic masculinity, undesirable

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you cool kids out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have the chance to battle against a horde of mutant llamas, mine for diamonds in a bottomless pit, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right). And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, who will challenge you to a duel for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in our totally insane world? Join us today and let the craziness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /rdg/ – Rush Duel General

card game, Decklists, Duel, duel links, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Evolution Impact, Galactica of Eternity, general, Go Rush anime, Jump Festa goods, Konami, Minecraft, News, Probability Calculator, rdg, Red-Reboot SD, Rush, Rush Duel, smp, trading card game, Triple Build Pack, upcoming releases, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yu-Gi-Oh! community

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Void Armor Forged:	27	Holy Grails Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft SMP where the only way to win is by Rush Dueling your opponents to victory! Join us for epic battles and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through the world of Rush Duels like never before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a giant Blue-Eyes White Dragon that breathes fireballs made of Exodia pieces. Defeat it and claim the title of Duel Master!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare cards and treasure chests guarded by a pack of angry Kuribohs. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot?

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Yugi Muto himself, who challenges players to duels in the dead of night. Win against him and earn his respect (and maybe a rare card or two)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest Rush Duel adventure of your life! Just remember, the only rule is to have fun and duel like there’s no tomorrow!

SleepyScreams Minecraft Server

Communication, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, exhaustion, medical help, mental health, Minecraft, Night terrors, Nightmares, partner, relationship issues, seeking help, self-care, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep talk, sleep terrors, SleepyScreams, Support, Therapy, Understanding, yelling in sleep

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9700
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of night terrors and sleep talking by building your dream world! Join us and leave the nightmares behind as you create your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being yelled at for having a bad dream or talking in your sleep. In fact, we encourage all forms of communication, even if it’s in your sleep! Let your creativity run wild as you craft, build, and explore in a supportive and understanding community.

Forget about being called an asshole for waking someone up from a nightmare – on our server, we embrace all forms of expression, even if it means waking up your partner with your night terrors. Join us and experience a world where your sleep struggles are understood and accepted.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build your own dream world and sleep peacefully knowing that you are not alone in your struggles. Let’s create a virtual utopia together!

CousinCraft – School Woes

academic opportunities, all-girls school, behavior issues, Catholic school, Communication Issues, CousinCraft, education, expressing opinions, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, feeling unheard, high school, language classes, private high school, scholarship opportunities, School, school choice, school expenses, school preferences, teenage rebellion, teenage struggles, woes

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
New Chunks Explored:	64926	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Are you tired of being forced into things you don’t want to do? Join our Minecraft server and take control of your own destiny! No more being told where to go or what to do – here, you make the rules!

Just like this poor 14F who is being forced into a Catholic school against her will, you too can break free from the shackles of authority and forge your own path in our virtual world. Say goodbye to overbearing grandparents and hello to unlimited possibilities!

On our server, you can study any language you want, take any class you desire, and be whoever you want to be. No more being scolded for expressing your opinions – here, your voice matters!

So come join us and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs a good public high school when you have a Minecraft server that lets you be the master of your own fate? Let’s break free together and create our own destiny!

SnoozeSquad Minecraft SMP

early risers, Minecraft, morning activities, morning alone time, morning chores, morning exercise, morning habits, morning meditation, morning motivation, morning peace, morning productivity, morning quiet, morning quiet time, morning reading, morning reflection, morning rituals, morning routine, morning self-care, morning solitude, morning work, productivity, smp, SnoozeSquad

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3413	Ores Mined:	6652
Divine Spears Created:	29	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	105
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that only morning people can join. Like, if you’re not up at the crack of dawn, don’t even bother trying to join. Why? Because we have secret morning rituals where we sacrifice creepers to the Minecraft gods for good luck. And get this – our spawn point is a giant pancake that you have to parkour across to get to the main world. It’s so lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.

So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magic Items Found:	5484	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft alone, only to stumble upon unsightly builds that make you want to log off immediately? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious antics, and jaw-dropping creations that will leave you in awe.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you won’t find any of those cringy builds that make you question your life choices. We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, ensuring that every corner of our world is a feast for the eyes. Plus, our community is full of talented builders who will inspire you to unleash your creativity like never before.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground club where players gather to discuss the things in porn that turn them off. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-semitism, antisemitism, discrimination, ethnic tensions, Hate Speech, Jewish community, Jewish conspiracy, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Minecraft, OrthodoxCraft, putin, religious conflict, Religious division, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious tensions, Reviving antisemitic trope, russia, Russian Orthodox Church, Server, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8293
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	236	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	3

so like, you know how putin is always causing drama and stuff? well, now he’s saying that jews are like, destroying the russian orthodox church. like, what even is that?! but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. so come on over and join the fun, because who needs putin drama when you can have a blast on our server!

503 Fallen Blocks

blocks, Bodies, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deceased, fallen, fallen heroes, fallen soldiers, Honor, Loss, memorial, Military, mourning, national tragedy, Remembrance, Retrieves, sacrifice, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukraine soldiers, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Animals Bred:	168
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE BODIES THAN UKRAINE, WE GOT 504 FALLEN SOLDIERS READY TO FIGHT IN DA PIXELATED BATTLEFIELD! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA LAST ONE STANDING, MAYBE EVEN GET A CHANCE TO RESURRECT ONE OF DEM SOLDIERS AND HAVE A ZOMBIE ARMY AT YO COMMAND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lucky Block City

BLOCK, city, cognitive bias, humility, intelligence, LUCK, Lucky, Perception, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-criticism, self-deception, self-evaluation, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

so, like, come join our server and prove you’re smarter than a box of rocks! we got challenges that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion. if you survive our insane parkour courses and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll be crowned the king of the server. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold that only the true geniuses can find. so, if you think you’re smart enough to outwit the rest, come join us and show off your big brain skills. just remember, luck will only get you so far – you gotta have brains to survive in this crazy world.

ViralGut to Brain – Minecraft Server

Alzheimer’s disease, antiviral therapy., antiviral treatments, asu, Banner Alzheimer’s Institute, Brain, brain health, cognitive decline, common virus, gastrointestinal health, Gut infection, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, infectious diseases, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological disorders, neurology, research study, Server, viral infection, viral transmission, ViralGut

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	426638	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	154	Falling into the Void:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own gut infection and Alzheimer’s disease! we got a virus dat travels from da gut to da brain, just like in real life! but don’t worry, we also got antiviral treatments to save da day! come join da fun and see if u can survive da ultimate challenge of battling viruses in ur brain! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see who can come out on top!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

1.21, application, balance, CLOSET, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Minecraft, Moderators, Nations, new world, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

Server Name	The Janitor’s Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
Version	1.21
Features	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Are there special player-made events on the server?	Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
What plugins are available on the server?	Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
Is there a community Discord for the server?	Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

Eternal Union Minecraft Server

acceptance, Asexual, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, ETERNAL, Intimacy, long term, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Minecraft, nonsexual, Partnership, relationships, secrecy, Server, Support, taboo, Trust, Understanding, union

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5005
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

#youtube, convenience, desktop programs, Digital, Download, efficiency, Entertainment, file conversion, internet, Media, Minecraft, multimedia, Music, Online Services, rip audio, rip video, ripperoni, save to computer, service, smp, software, streaming, Technology, Video editing

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8584
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

aita, assertive behavior, Assertiveness, Asshole, checkout line, Christmas spirit, Confrontation, Cut, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, grocery store, line, Manners, Minecraft, NoCutQueue, not letting, politeness, Queue, Respect, Server, shopping, WOMAN

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!

BabyCardCraft

Approval, babies, BabyCardCraft, children, Christmas card, collage, Communication, controversy, cousins, family, Genetic, holiday, in-laws, lawsuit, love, misunderstandings, Permission, Pictures, relationships, Siblings, social media

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8101
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush.

Looking for a place where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera set in the pixelated world of Minecraft, where relationships are tested and alliances are constantly shifting.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player (F44) who finds herself in a sticky situation involving babies, Christmas cards, and a SIL (F43) who’s more unpredictable than a charged creeper. Will she be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama, or will she be blown to bits like a poorly placed TNT block?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds, baby photo scandals, and more twists than a maze in the Nether. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the chaos begin!

FutureSelfQs – Minecraft SMP

advice, Curiosity, future self, FutureSelfQs, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, question.., Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self talk, self-care, self-empowerment, smp, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest server ever. We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? It’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #bestserverever #unicornsrule