Genetically Confused Minecraft Server: Where Reproduction is a Gamble!

biology, Confused, Evolution, gamble, Genes, genetic inheritance, genetically, genetics, Human Behavior, Incels, mental health, Minecraft, natural selection, Reproduction, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-perception, Server, social norms, societal pressure, toxic masculinity, undesirable

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5273
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Zombie Dances:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you cool kids out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have the chance to battle against a horde of mutant llamas, mine for diamonds in a bottomless pit, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right). And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, who will challenge you to a duel for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in our totally insane world? Join us today and let the craziness begin!

MugMaster69’s No-Share Zone

artist, Boundary, coffee, composure, Confrontation, Disrespect, dramatic, evening classes, farmers market, favorite mug, Friends, hand made, kitchen, locked in room, morning classes, MugMaster69s, NoShare, overreacting, Requests, roommate, sentimental, small apartment, Zone

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mug-sharing drama to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of mug-related shenanigans and boundary-crossing adventures.

Are you tired of your roommate constantly using your favorite mug without permission? Well, on our server, we encourage this behavior! Watch as your virtual roommate steals your pixelated mug over and over again, driving you to the brink of insanity.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of setting your alarm an hour early in the game just to catch your roommate red-handed with your precious mug. Confront them in a virtual kitchen showdown that will leave you questioning your sanity and your friendship.

Join us on our server for a mug-tastic time filled with drama, tears, and water-splashing antics. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual roommates causing chaos in your Minecraft world? So come on, lock up your mugs and get ready for a mug-sharing experience like no other!

2024Highlightz – Minecraft SMP

2024.., 2024Highlightz, best experience, best memory, cherished memory, defining moment, favorite memory, favorite moment, happy moment, highlight of the year, joyous occasion., memorable event, Minecraft, most memorable moment, significant event, smp, special occasion, standout experience, standout memory, top moment, treasured moment, unforgettable moment, why it was special

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magic Items Found:	2323
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Chimeras Created:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as DJs.

One time, I was mining for diamonds and accidentally dug into a portal to a parallel universe where chickens ruled the world and made everyone wear feather boas. It was cluckin’ crazy, but so much fun!

And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s like a mix between a rave and a war zone, and it’s totally lit, bro.

So, what was your favorite moment of 2024? Mine was definitely when I rode a rainbow unicorn into battle against an army of evil bunnies. Good times, good times. Join us and make some memories that will make your grandkids say, “What the heck were you smoking, grandpa?” LOL!

StatueCraft: Historical Yard Decor!

civic pride, community guidelines, community standards, cultural representation, decor, front yard, historical, historical figure, historical impact, historical significance, Hoa, homeowner association, iconic figure, LANDSCAPING, Neighborhood, neighborhood character, outdoor decor, personal preference, property aesthetics, public art, residential rules, Statue, StatueCraft, YARD

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	359	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take HOA rules to a whole new level of ridiculousness!

Join us and show off your creativity by building a statue of a historical figure in your front yard. Want to have Abraham Lincoln riding a unicorn? Go for it! How about Cleopatra riding a rocket ship? The sky’s the limit!

But be warned, the HOA president is a time-traveling dinosaur who takes his job very seriously. He may pop up in your game to inspect your statue and give you a virtual citation if it’s not up to par.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, maybe your historical figure statue will become the talk of the server and go down in Minecraft history.

OilTankerEscort Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, conflict escalation, defense strategy, denmark, diplomatic tensions, escort, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, maritime security, military intervention, military presence, Minecraft, nato, naval forces, oil tankers, OilTankerEscort, russia, sanctions, Server, Warning, Warships

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6628
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

OMG u guys, u need to join this amazin minecraft server cuz like, Denmark is warnin that Russia might send warships to escort oil tankers! Like, imagine the chaos and adventure that could happen on our server! U can build ur own warship and protect ur oil tankers from those sneaky Russians! Join now for a wild ride full of excitement and danger! Plus, we have free cookies for all new players! YOLO!

SyriaTroopDoubledCraft

Conflict, Defense, deployment, doubling troops, foreign policy, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military disclosure, Military operations, military presence, national security, pentagon, Syria, Syrian conflict, SyriaTroopDoubledCraft, troop levels, troop surge, troops increase, U.S. troops, united states

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Farms Harvested:	813
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

lol imagine a minecraft server where the number of players has doubled overnight, just like the number of U.S. troops in Syria! join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures as we navigate through the chaos of war and peace in the virtual world. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement right here? come join us and be a part of the action, because things are about to get wild!

BoomerCraft: We Know Everything

advice, BoomerCraft, Challenges, child rearing, Communication, Confidence, Experience, family dynamics, generational differences, growth, guidance, knowledge, learning, long-term effects, Maturity, misconceptions, Older parents, parenting, Parenting styles, self-assurance, wisdom

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	861096
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	494	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the admins are actually ancient parents who think they know EVERYTHING. They’re like, “Back in my day, we didn’t have Ender Dragons, we had to fight off creepers with our bare hands!” And you’re just like, “What the heck, old man?!” But then they start telling you all these crazy stories about how they used to mine for diamonds blindfolded and tame wolves with just a bone. And you’re like, “I gotta see this for myself!” So you join the server and it’s just a wild ride of insane challenges and wacky adventures. Plus, the admins are always throwing in unexpected twists and turns, like making you build a rollercoaster through the Nether or survive a zombie apocalypse in the jungle. It’s like a never-ending circus of chaos and laughter, and you never know what’s gonna happen next. So come join the fun and see if you can outwit these ancient Minecraft masters!

Durian Bloom Bonanza

15 days, 50 days, agricultural research, agriculture, Bloom, bonanza, climate change, dry weather, durian, Farming, flowering, Grafted, independent, Observation, plant biology, plant growth, Plants, researchers, Seed, trigger, tropical fruit, weather patterns

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Enchantments Applied:	132
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

LOLZ COME JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT DURIAN FLOWERS POPPIN’ OFF EVERYWHERE! YEAH, YOU HEARD RIGHT, DURIAN FLOWERS! OUR RESEARCHERS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT 15 DAYS OF DRY WEATHER CAN MAKE THESE BAD BOYS BLOOM LIKE CRAZY!

IMAGINE WALKIN’ AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SEEIN’ DURIAN FLOWERS SPRINGIN’ UP ALL OVER THE PLACE! IT’S A SIGHT TO BEHOLD, I TELL YA! AND GET THIS, THE FLOWERING HAPPENS AROUND 50 DAYS AFTER THE DRY SPELL, NO MATTER IF THE PLANT WAS GRAFTED OR GROWN FROM A SEED!

SO, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST DURIAN-FILLED MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! WE PROMISE YOU WON’T BE DISAPPOINTED! DURIAN FLOWERS FOR DAYS, BABY!

Everwild

21, Additions, Armor Poser, BKpgXwzD, Chat, Discord, discord/MC, dragon elytra drop, Everwild, hard mode, Head Drops, Minecraft tags, Miniblocks, No Resets, NZ/AUZ, redye, Sit, smp, smp server, username, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1854
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Villages Defended:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Resets	No resets
Difficulty	Hard mode
Additional Features	Voice chat, armor poser, head drops, miniblocks, /sit, dragon elytra drop, redye, discord/MC chat, and more!

Join our discord server and let us know your username: https://discord.gg/BKpgXwzD

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply connect to the server using the IP address provided.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas.
Are mods allowed on the server?	Only approved mods are allowed. Check with an admin before using any mods.
How do I report a player for misconduct?	Contact a moderator or admin through discord to report any player misconduct.
Can I build my own structures on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to build their own structures within the server rules.

Dragon Ball Super Minecraft Server

Akira Toriyama, Anime, Ball, Broly, Dragon Ball community, Dragon Ball fandom, Dragon Ball GT, dragon ball heroes, dragon ball manga, dragon ball super, Dragon Ball universe, dragon ball z, Dragon Balls, Dragon.., Frieza, goku, Minecraft, movie announcement, save us, Server, Super, Super Saiyan, toei animation, Universe Survival Saga, Vegeta

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	165	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Star Shards Collected:	100
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Yo, broskis, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like for realzies. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, only on this server can you find the secret to saving the world – through making a movie announcement! I know, sounds cray cray, but trust me, it’s the only way to stop the impending doom. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and make that blockbuster announcement that will save us all. Don’t be a square, join now!

Minecraft SMP – /rdg/ – Rush Duel General

card game, Decklists, Duel, duel links, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Evolution Impact, Galactica of Eternity, general, Go Rush anime, Jump Festa goods, Konami, Minecraft, News, Probability Calculator, rdg, Red-Reboot SD, Rush, Rush Duel, smp, trading card game, Triple Build Pack, upcoming releases, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yu-Gi-Oh! community

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft SMP where the only way to win is by Rush Dueling your opponents to victory! Join us for epic battles and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through the world of Rush Duels like never before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a giant Blue-Eyes White Dragon that breathes fireballs made of Exodia pieces. Defeat it and claim the title of Duel Master!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare cards and treasure chests guarded by a pack of angry Kuribohs. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot?

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Yugi Muto himself, who challenges players to duels in the dead of night. Win against him and earn his respect (and maybe a rare card or two)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest Rush Duel adventure of your life! Just remember, the only rule is to have fun and duel like there’s no tomorrow!

SleepyScreams Minecraft Server

Communication, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, exhaustion, medical help, mental health, Minecraft, Night terrors, Nightmares, partner, relationship issues, seeking help, self-care, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep talk, sleep terrors, SleepyScreams, Support, Therapy, Understanding, yelling in sleep

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1068
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	462
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of night terrors and sleep talking by building your dream world! Join us and leave the nightmares behind as you create your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being yelled at for having a bad dream or talking in your sleep. In fact, we encourage all forms of communication, even if it’s in your sleep! Let your creativity run wild as you craft, build, and explore in a supportive and understanding community.

Forget about being called an asshole for waking someone up from a nightmare – on our server, we embrace all forms of expression, even if it means waking up your partner with your night terrors. Join us and experience a world where your sleep struggles are understood and accepted.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build your own dream world and sleep peacefully knowing that you are not alone in your struggles. Let’s create a virtual utopia together!

CousinCraft – School Woes

academic opportunities, all-girls school, behavior issues, Catholic school, Communication Issues, CousinCraft, education, expressing opinions, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, feeling unheard, high school, language classes, private high school, scholarship opportunities, School, school choice, school expenses, school preferences, teenage rebellion, teenage struggles, woes

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mines Excavated:	4594
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of being forced into things you don’t want to do? Join our Minecraft server and take control of your own destiny! No more being told where to go or what to do – here, you make the rules!

Just like this poor 14F who is being forced into a Catholic school against her will, you too can break free from the shackles of authority and forge your own path in our virtual world. Say goodbye to overbearing grandparents and hello to unlimited possibilities!

On our server, you can study any language you want, take any class you desire, and be whoever you want to be. No more being scolded for expressing your opinions – here, your voice matters!

So come join us and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs a good public high school when you have a Minecraft server that lets you be the master of your own fate? Let’s break free together and create our own destiny!

SnoozeSquad Minecraft SMP

early risers, Minecraft, morning activities, morning alone time, morning chores, morning exercise, morning habits, morning meditation, morning motivation, morning peace, morning productivity, morning quiet, morning quiet time, morning reading, morning reflection, morning rituals, morning routine, morning self-care, morning solitude, morning work, productivity, smp, SnoozeSquad

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that only morning people can join. Like, if you’re not up at the crack of dawn, don’t even bother trying to join. Why? Because we have secret morning rituals where we sacrifice creepers to the Minecraft gods for good luck. And get this – our spawn point is a giant pancake that you have to parkour across to get to the main world. It’s so lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.

So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft alone, only to stumble upon unsightly builds that make you want to log off immediately? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious antics, and jaw-dropping creations that will leave you in awe.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you won’t find any of those cringy builds that make you question your life choices. We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, ensuring that every corner of our world is a feast for the eyes. Plus, our community is full of talented builders who will inspire you to unleash your creativity like never before.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground club where players gather to discuss the things in porn that turn them off. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-semitism, antisemitism, discrimination, ethnic tensions, Hate Speech, Jewish community, Jewish conspiracy, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Minecraft, OrthodoxCraft, putin, religious conflict, Religious division, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious tensions, Reviving antisemitic trope, russia, Russian Orthodox Church, Server, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4165
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Votes:	7873	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

so like, you know how putin is always causing drama and stuff? well, now he’s saying that jews are like, destroying the russian orthodox church. like, what even is that?! but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. so come on over and join the fun, because who needs putin drama when you can have a blast on our server!