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CoincidentalCraft

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CoincidentalCraft, destiny, fate, long tail tag, memorable, mind-boggling, Mysterious, odd, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, Surprising, Thought-provoking, Uncanny, unexpected, unforgettable, UNUSUAL, weird coincidence

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Animals Bred:	35
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

Have you ever accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and found a hidden underground kingdom full of diamond-clad llamas riding on pigs? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a chance to experience the most bizarre and hilarious coincidences that will leave you questioning reality (and laughing your blocky butt off)! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of dancing chickens or a group of creepers throwing a surprise party for Steve. Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!

Blocktopia: EU vs Russia

blocktopia, commissioner, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, economic sanctions, EU, EU-Russia relations, Europe, European Commission, european politics, european union, foreign affairs, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, political news, russia, sanctions

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6180
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we take russia sanctions into our OWN hands!!! we build giant walls to keep out the russians and have epic battles with them using diamond swords and TNT!!! our commissioner is a total badass who will lead us to victory!! join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!!! #russiasanctions #minecraftmadness

Ethereal Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, BITE, elle, elle glande, elle glande sur ma bite, Ethereal, glande, m&a, Quests, sur, sur ma bite

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3015
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like, totally lit, okay? Like, you can build the most epic bases and stuff, and there are like, no rules, so you can do whatever the heck you want. Plus, there are like, a bajillion mobs to fight, so you’ll never get bored. And the best part? You can totally prank your friends by setting up traps and stuff. It’s gonna be so epic, you won’t even believe it. So like, come join us and let’s have a blast together!

CraftyDrunkGF

alcoholism, Boundaries, CHANGE, Communication, CraftyDrunkGF, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Drinking, Emotional Abuse, everyday, Hiding, Issue, Lies, overreacting, partner, reaction, relationship, Trippin, Upset, verbally abusive, weird

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Holy Grails Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who drinks every night and turns into a verbally abusive zombie? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all that drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from your partner’s drunken rants, or you can team up with other players to take down creepers and skeletons who remind you of your partner’s behavior. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all the alcohol into harmless sparkling water, so you can enjoy a virtual drink without the real-life consequences.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a partner who thinks drinking every night is no big deal.

BlockyVirginity

advice, anticipation, awkwardness, BlockyVirginity, Communication, emotions, EXCITEMENT, Expectations, Experience, Exploration, first time, growth, Intimacy, learning curve, Memories, nerves, Preparation, Self Discovery, Surprises, Tips, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Void Gems Collected:	14
Emeralds Found:	7947	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2094	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! That’s right, we’ve got crazy mobs and even crazier adventures waiting for you.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks? Well, now you can on our server! Just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss his hilarious one-liners.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughs, explosions, and epic battles that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Super Bowl Citizens – Confidently Wrong

Accuracy, american football, Assumptions, Beliefs, Bowl, Championships, Citizens, Competition, Confidence, Confidently, developing countries, football, knowledge, low-income countries, NFL, POVERTY, predictions, sports, Super, super bowl, underprivileged, winning teams, wrong, wrong predictions

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
New Chunks Explored:	639661	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9613
Void Armor Forged:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a llama who could breakdance better than any player on this server. Legend has it that if you join, you will be blessed with epic dance moves and unstoppable gaming skills. Plus, our server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come on down and join the fun! Who needs the Super Bowl when you can be part of this epic adventure? Join now and become a part of the madness!

The Block Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, be nice, BLOCK, Communication, Community, compassion, Edition, Empathy, encouragement, friendship, Harmony, Haven, Kindness, letter, love, Peace, positivity, relationships, Respect, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Divine Spears Created:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Buildings Constructed:	46

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a magical wonderland of friendship and rainbows. It’s, like, the ultimate chill zone where everyone is, like, super nice to each other.

I’m talking, like, no toxic players or griefers allowed. We only vibe with positive peeps who spread love and good vibes. It’s, like, a virtual hug fest 24/7, man.

And, get this, the admins are, like, unicorns in human form. They grant wishes and sprinkle fairy dust on your builds. It’s, like, having your own personal Minecraft fairy godmother.

So, if you’re tired of all the drama and negativity on other servers, come join us in this magical land of wholesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s spread love and blocky goodness together!

BlockyLoveTriangle

awkwardness, BlockyLoveTriangle, Boundaries, Boyfriend, butterflies, Communication, Crush, double date, feelings, friendship, hanging out, Honesty, Insight, Intimacy, new boyfriend, Party, past relationships, shock, strong feelings, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Secret Passages Found:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old friendships that end up with awkward double dates? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle!

Forget about “Alexa” and her questionable motives, on our server, the only thing you’ll be hooking up with is some epic loot. Say goodbye to awkward phone calls and hello to endless adventures with your new virtual pals.

Join now and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named “Eric” who loves to give out insider tips on where to find the best diamonds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

StatisticallyCrafty

Alarming, Analysis, bone-chilling, chilling, data, Data Point, fear, Frightening, goosebumps, hair-raising, INFORMATION, Numbers, petrifying, research, Scary, Shocking.., spine-tingling., statistic, StatisticallyCrafty, Terrifying, unnerving

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Did you know that 99% of players who join our Minecraft server end up addicted to building pixelated castles and battling virtual zombies? It’s true! But don’t worry, we have a support group for those who can’t stop mining for diamonds. Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, join us and see why our server is the number one destination for players looking to escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!

Algae Overlords 2.0

Advanced, Algae, Ancient, biology, Civilization, climate change, Earth, Environment, environmental impact, Evolution, Evolutionary scale, Extinct, fossil, History, intelligence, Kardashev scale, Overlords, prehistoric, scientific discovery, species, Technology

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5519
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Mines Excavated:	3568
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	1

yo, ever wondered what it would be like to play Minecraft on a server run by ancient alien algae? well, now’s your chance! come join our server and experience the mind-blowing power of algae that covered Earth 65 million years ago.

rumor has it that the algae on our server is so advanced, it can build entire cities in seconds and create diamond armor out of thin air. not to mention, the algae is super chill and loves to party with players, throwing epic rave parties in the Nether.

but be warned, the algae can also be a bit mischievous. one time, it turned all the mobs into dancing llamas and made the creepers explode in confetti. it’s a wild ride on our server, but hey, that’s just the power of ancient alien algae for ya.

so come on down and join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. who needs diamonds when you have algae, amirite?

Smart Light Windows – Energy Saver

dual-band electrochromic device, eco-friendly, ENERGY, energy conservation, energy efficiency, energy efficient, energy storage, energy-saving solutions, flexible device, green building materials, innovative technology, Light, near-infrared radiation control, reduced energy consumption, researchers, Saver, Smart, smart home technology, smart windows, Sustainable Design, sustainable living, traditional windows, visible light control, window treatments, windows

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11

join dis epic minecraft server where we have energy-efficient smart windows dat can change color like magic! u can control da light and reduce energy consumption by 20%! imagine ur minecraft house with windows dat can save da planet! come join us and be da coolest eco-friendly builder in da block! we also have secret quests where u can find rare materials to upgrade ur windows to be even smarter! hurry and join us now before da creepers steal all da energy!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Avatar, Character, Community, fag, Gaming, Identity, introduction, Media, mystic, name.., new, Newcomer, ONLINE, Patron, poopee, profile, Quest, Realm, Roleplay, roopee, Social, subscribe, virtual

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mines Excavated:	3514
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Votes:	8709	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Alien Abductions:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! This Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, like seriously bro. We got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and the creepers here are so chill they’ll give you a high five before exploding.

Join us on this server and you’ll be living the high life, building mansions out of solid gold blocks and riding pigs through the Nether like it’s no big deal. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of leather pants on a skeleton, so you’ll never feel alone in this pixelated paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory together. And remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting? Poopee for life, baby!

MommaSaidNoDressSoYes

Asian culture, back tattoos, conservative attire, corset style, Cultural differences, custom designed dress, disrespectful comments, family expectations, family pressure, mean comments, MommaSaidNoDressSoYes, personal expression, scar on chest, sleeveless dress, strapless dress, tattoos, traditional values, wedding day, wedding dress, wedding reception

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2590
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Runes Activated:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	6734	Dragon Scales Harvested:	136

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rebellious as you are? Look no further! Join our server where showing off your tattoos is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Imagine a world where doctors and their families gather to admire your ink while battling creepers and building epic structures. Our server is the perfect place to let your freak flag fly, even if your parents and in-laws are watching!

Don’t let anyone shame you for being true to yourself. Wear that custom dress proudly, show off those tattoos, and let your inner rebel shine on our server. Who knows, maybe even the creepers will be impressed by your ink! Join now and let the fun begin!

TearJerkerTunesMC

TearjerkerTunesMC

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to cry? Well, look no further because our server will have you tearing up with laughter instead! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (but in a good way, we promise). So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of fun in Minecraft? Join now and get ready to laugh your blocks off!

Bolsonaro’s Poison PlotCraft

10. South America, 11. government, 12. conspiracy, 13. impeachment, 14. Latin America, 15. far-right, 16. extremism, 17. authoritarianism, 18. crisis, 19. investigation, 2. Bolsonaro, 20. justice., 3. coup attempt, 4. poison plot, 5. successor, 6. alleged, 7. charged, 8. political scandal, 9. corruption, Bolsonaros, Brazil, PlotCraft, Poison

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Votes:	4382
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where even the president of brazil is plotting to poison his successor like a villain in a bad movie. come build your own world where the only plots involve building epic castles and battling creepers. who needs political drama when you can have virtual adventures with your friends? plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential coup attempts. join now before things get even crazier out there!

Players:	91/600	Votes:	3577
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3