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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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