GalacticaSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Emeralds Found:	223
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7326
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Enchantments Applied:	132

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Star Shards Collected:	275	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163
Animals Bred:	83	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Animals Bred:	168
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!

Endless Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boring, DRAG, dull, Endless, lackluster, mind-numbing, monotonous, Repetitive, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, tv show, unengaging, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, yawn-inducing

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Bro, forget boring shows, come join this Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and a creeper trying to blow up your house!

We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!

BlockyBanterMC

Abuse, abusive relationship, Assertiveness, BlockyBanterMC, Boundaries, Christian, Church, Confrontation, empowerment, healing, judgment, LEAVING, Motherhood, resilience, self defense, self worth, self-care, standing up, stranger, Support, victim blaming

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2093
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2627	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got players from all walks of life, including supportive church ladies and nosy old men who think they know everything about abusive relationships.

Join us and experience the thrill of escaping abusive relationships virtually while building your dream world with blocks. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tries to lecture you on how to live your life, feel free to tell them to “Oh f**k off” just like our fearless player did. You won’t regret it!

Desert Bombers: Not Actually Rebels

airstrikes, BOMBERS, Bombing, Conflict, desert, empty desert, false claims, general, international relations, iran, Iran-Russia alliance, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military strategy, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, rebels, russia, Syria, Syrian rebels, War

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of wackiness and chaos! we got Iranian generals talkin’ bout Russia bombing deserts and rebels and stuff, like what even is happening?! it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form, u never know what’s gonna happen next! come join the madness and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 😂🤪🚀🔥

Players:	91/400	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Magic Items Found:	4716
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0