Galactic Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoHubsNoFunds

arguments, Boundaries, Collector, Communication, control, DOMINANCE, Ebay, finances, flea market, household bills, income, Investments, Jealousy, Marriage, NoHubsNoFunds, Partnership, Respect, salary, separate finances, side hustle, Understanding

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mines Excavated:	2269	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of your significant other trying to control your side hustle and collectibles? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream collection without any judgment!

On our server, you can gather rare items, trade with other players, and even set up your own virtual flea market. No need to worry about someone checking your eBay account or getting mad when you make a big purchase – it’s all about having fun and expanding your collection.

Plus, if your partner starts making jokes about your earnings, you can just block their notifications like a pro. And if they dare to say anything about your dominance in the virtual world, you can just build a fortress to show who’s boss!

So come join us on the most collectible-friendly Minecraft server out there – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of diamonds you can mine).

CompliCraft SMP

Affirmations, appreciation, Caring, CompliCraft, compliments, emotional validation, encouragement, Gratitude, Heartwarming, inspiring, Kindness, love, nicest thing, Positive words, smp, Support, sweet words, thoughtful, touching, Uplifting, warm-hearted, words of affirmation

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8670
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s LIT AF! The other day, someone told me I had the best pixelated house in the WHOLE server, like can you even believe it?! And get this, there’s a rumor going around that if you join, you’ll find a secret diamond mine that spawns unlimited diamonds, like whaaat?! Plus, the admin once turned into a giant chicken and started attacking everyone, it was HILARIOUS! So come join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures, you won’t regret it, I promise! #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut 🐔💎🔥

BragCraft – No One Cares!

Boasting, BragCraft, bragging, Cares, hidden talents, humble brag, insignificant achievements, irrelevant bragging, overlooked skills, personal achievements, self-promotion, Special Skills, unacknowledged accomplishments, unappreciated talents, uncelebrated talents, uncommon talents, underrated abilities, unimportant accomplishments, unimpressive skills, unique talents, unnoticed abilities, unrecognized achievements

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Votes:	2664
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7957
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to brag about having a pet llama that can breakdance, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil villagers with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition judged by none other than a group of sassy Endermen.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and brag about all the ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll have? Trust us, no one will care about your basic builds anymore once they hear about the epic tales from our server!

Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1074
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mines Excavated:	3072
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

play.pixlverse.net

ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Void Armor Forged:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	New Chunks Explored:	506247
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Zombie Dances:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2679	Volcanoes Explored:	3

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5140
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Enchantments Applied:	233	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	262	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

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Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8257
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	180	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
New Chunks Explored:	231296	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Farms Harvested:	250

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9419
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.