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6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Void Gems Collected:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	444	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4775
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3108	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Star Shards Collected:	233	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magic Items Found:	8492
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1649
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	28774
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Gods Slained:	0

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Star Shards Collected:	111	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Towns Built:	5	New Chunks Explored:	339844
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Potions Brewed:	26
Void Gems Collected:	34	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

BlockyBoysRealm

baby boy names, best boy names, BlockyBoysRealm, boy names, boy names ideas, boy names inspiration, boy names list, boy names suggestions, classic boy names, cool boy names, cute boy names, favorite baby boy names, favorite boy name, handsome boy names, modern boy names, popular boy names, strong boy names, top boy names, traditional boy names, trendy boy names, unique boy names

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	24	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	575	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

ElectionCraft2020

cyber attacks, Diplomacy, economic impact, election, ElectionCraft2020, Entities, foreign interference, global affairs, Government, HACKING, influence, international relations, Iranian, Manipulation, Politics, Russian, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, united states, US

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

so like, you know how the US is all like “no no no, you can’t mess with our elections”? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE you to mess with everything! want to start a fake campaign for president of the server? go for it! want to bribe other players with diamonds to vote for you? totally allowed! we even have a special “influence the election” mini-game where you can try to sway the votes in your favor. join now and show those pesky sanctions who’s boss!

Anarchy Minecraft server

Anarchy, Donations, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Love Letters Sent:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

The best Anarchy with Donations for you!

DominusVoid.aternos.me

Forgotten Realms

Adventure, Anime, casual player, challenge, Click away, Discord, DOMINATE, Dragon Balls, dragon slayer, ENERGY, Equip, explosive, Forgotten, legendary items, loot boxes, mumen rider, power system, Realms, seasoned pro, smp, Teleporting, Unique

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3786
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	205
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Welcome to Forgotten Realms!
Are you ready for a Bedrock Minecraft adventure like no other? Look no further! Forgotten Realms combines thrilling gameplay with a unique, anime-inspired power system that’s easy to enjoy—even if you’ve never watched anime.
Every player gets a randomly assigned power upon joining. Will you wield the explosive might of Killer Queen, the teleporting finesse of Boogie Woogie, or the unstoppable energy of a Super Saiyan? The possibilities are endless!
Explore the map to uncover loot boxes filled with legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and even the mythical Dragon Balls. Equip yourself and dominate the realm!
Join Us Today: Add WonderfulRIVET on Discord to join the server and experience the Forgotten Realms for yourself. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, adventure is just a click away.
What are you waiting for? The Forgotten Realms are calling—answer the challenge!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, add WonderfulRIVET on Discord and follow the instructions provided to connect to Forgotten Realms.

2. What anime-inspired powers are available in the game?

Some of the anime-inspired powers available include Killer Queen, Boogie Woogie, and Super Saiyan. Each player is randomly assigned a power upon joining.

3. What legendary items can I find in loot boxes?

You can find legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and Dragon Balls in loot boxes scattered throughout the map.

4. Is the server suitable for both experienced players and casual players?

Yes, Forgotten Realms welcomes players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, there’s adventure waiting for you on the server.

5. How can I dominate the realm?

To dominate the realm, equip yourself with legendary items and master your anime-inspired powers in gameplay. Explore the map, defeat opponents, and rise to the top of Forgotten Realms.

Kronii Fauna Quest 1.21

Analysis, black stream, Connections, Conspiracy, Enna, Fauna, Fauna speculation, friendship, friendship evidence, history lesson, investigation, Kronii, legal documents, Mystery, proof, Quest, relationships, Selen, speculation, Termination, theory, youtube video

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	4737	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Like, imagine if Selen and Enna were Minecraft buddies, that’s the vibe we got going on here! Legal documents mentioning Enna by name? Bruh, that’s some next level drama, you gotta be a part of this madness! Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft friendships and drama unfold before your very eyes! Don’t miss out, join now and be a part of the chaos!

BloomCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BloomCraft, Bridesmaids, consideration, cooperation, cousin, decision, Dilemma, ENGAGEMENT, family, flower girl, groomsmen, junior bridesmaid, matching dress, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, Pictures, Proposal, ring bearer, Server, special job, Upset, Wedding

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family drama in the most epic way possible! Join us and witness the intense rivalry between flower girls and ring bearers as they battle it out for the spotlight on the big day.

Experience the thrill of choosing sides and making tough decisions like whether to have two flower girls or risk a meltdown from a jealous niece. Who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of wedding roles?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected twists and turns as we navigate the treacherous waters of family politics and wedding planning. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes chaos at the ceremony?

Join now and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have family drama to keep you on your toes?

Players:	95/500	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Items Found:	3283	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16