| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 6148 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Build your dream castle only to have it destroyed by a sneaky player, team up with friends to take on epic quests only to have them turn on you in the end. You never know what to expect on our server, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!
So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with the craziness of our Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join our server and experience the thrill of finding rare items in the game with the power of unlimited search engines at your fingertips. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have the power of the internet on your side?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Can you find him before he finds you? Join now and find out!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest
⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.
⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.
⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.
⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.
⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.
⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.
⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.
⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.
⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!
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| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 423034 | Magic Items Found: | 4411 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Ever wanted to marry a bimbo? Well, we have a guide for that! And don’t forget about our Collared Rookie, Cyberpunk bimbo story, and the legendary Bovine Sugar Mama.
Drawfriends are welcome, because female bimbos are the best and futa bimbos are totally OK! So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with bimbos, crime-fighting, and lots of laughs. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a bimbo cop along the way!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Once upon a time, a group of ninja warriors from ancient Japan stumbled upon our server and decided to make it their new home. They brought with them their ninja skills, samurai swords, and a whole lot of sushi. Now, our server is filled with secret ninja hideouts, epic battles, and the occasional ninja dance party.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical language school where you can learn to speak Japanese like a pro. Want to impress your friends with your newfound language skills? Join our server and start chatting in Japanese like a boss.
And last but not least, our server is a melting pot of different cultures from around the world. You’ll meet players from all walks of life, from Viking warriors to Egyptian pharaohs to alien astronauts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have when you join our server?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there. Trust us, Japan is better on our server!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly watching your back, never knowing who will betray you next. Our players have been known to build secret underground bases filled with traps, just waiting to lure in unsuspecting victims.
But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and creative structures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of justice, rumored to grant its wielder invincibility in battle.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 115 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
❤️═════════TopMine═══════════❤️
⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest
⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.
⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.
⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.
⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.
⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.
⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.
⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.
⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.
⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!
❤️═══════════════════════════❤️
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.
But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.
So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant squids, participate in llama races across the desert, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep.
And don’t even get me started on the best seasons! Season 3 was all about the Great Potato War, where players fought tooth and nail to control the potato market and become the spud king. Season 7 saw the rise of the Chicken Mafia, led by a rogue chicken named Cluck Norris who demanded tribute in the form of golden carrots.
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
We have a special potion that turns you into a Minecraft Chad, guaranteeing you’ll never be left out of the fun again. With our exclusive “Cuckoo for Coom Coom” event, you’ll be cooooooooming in no time!
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to incel life forever. It’s time to get your virtual groove on and become the ultimate Minecraft player!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
