| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 4875 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 9721 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 184 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 1730 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 164 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 1742 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.
Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?
So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 6237 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 206 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 7108 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 383 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4377 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 4841 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 95 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7585 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 203 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
| Animals Bred: | 100 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 4548 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 11 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 212 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 6958 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 106 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 8303 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 7501 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 26 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 13 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 7114 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 69 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 4160 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 6484 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 9039 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 181 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 459 |
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 7997 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 212 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
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