Full Kit Wankers Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

The Battle Royale Minecraft SMP

battle, Bluey, Break, coping mechanism, Fight, mental break, mental exhaustion, mental fatigue, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health support, mental health tips, mental recovery, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, noise cancelling, Recovery, Relaxation, Royale.., self-care, smp, stress relief

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate battle between players! We’ve had players so immersed in the game that they had to take a break by putting on Bluey (yes, the cartoon dog) and turning on noise cancelling headphones just to recover from the intense PvP matches. It’s like a virtual gladiator arena, but with blocks and pixelated swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of adrenaline rush anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Potions Brewed:	190	Buildings Constructed:	44
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SassySibs Minecraft Server

bullying accusations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, half-sister drama, instigator, Minecraft, overzealous, Parent-child relationship, SassySibs, school accusations, school conflict, school drama, Server, sibling conflict, sibling drama, sibling rivalry, social drama, social dynamics, teenage behavior, teenage drama, teenage drama intervention

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for instigators like “Maddie” and her crazy antics. Join us and escape the madness of real life, where you won’t have to deal with overzealous parents threatening to sue schools over locker room drama.

On our server, you can build your own world without the fear of being grounded for speaking your mind. No more confiscating phones or being called a brat for simply stating the obvious. Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being punished for being disrespectful.

So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have some fun in a drama-free environment, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with us? See you in the game!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Divine Spears Created:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PreggoPanicCraft

celebration, Communication, communication breakdown, Confrontation, emotional reactions, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, in-person announcement, parents, PreggoPanicCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy joy, pregnancy news, relationships, selective sharing, Understanding, upset feelings

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind as you embark on exciting adventures in our virtual world.

Forget worrying about upsetting your mom because you didn’t tell her about your pregnancy first – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources to build the most epic base ever!

Join now and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even starting your own virtual family with other players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here in our Minecraft world?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

WarCraftSMP: PointlessWars

aggression, Armistice, Battles, Bloodshed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Conquest, Diplomacy, disputes, History, imperialism, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, pointless wars, PointlessWars, Political, Unnecessary, violence, War, WarCraftSMP, world history

Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic and pointless wars in history! From the Great Potato War of 1853 (where two factions fought over the last potato in the land) to the Battle of the Ticklish Trees (where players waged war over who could tickle the most trees), our server is full of ridiculous conflicts just waiting for you to join in on the fun. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and get ready for some truly absurd battles on our server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Void Armor Forged:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MorningCraftFun

decluttering, Deep Breathing, efficient planning, gratitude practice, healthy breakfast, healthy habits, meditation, mindfulness, morning exercise, morning rituals, morning routine, MorningCraftFun, organization, positive affirmations, positive mindset, prioritizing tasks, Relaxation, self-care, stress-free mornings, Time management, time-saving tips

Tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every morning? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start your day off right with a virtual breakfast buffet featuring pancakes that actually flip themselves and bacon that sizzles with excitement. Plus, our friendly community of players will serenade you with morning songs to help you ease into the day. Say goodbye to stressful mornings and hello to a world of wacky wonders on our server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NATO-Free Ukraine Minecraft Server

alliance membership, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, foreign policy, government statement, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, NATOFree, opposition, PM Fico, political stance, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Slovakia, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, i swear! like, you gotta join because, get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats!

and, like, if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride of epic proportions, dude. you gotta see it to believe it!

oh, and get this, our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. they’re like the ultimate protectors, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ArcticCraft: PodiumGate

ArcticCraft, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, Danish Parliament, denmark, discrimination, Diversity, diversity in politics, exclusion, Greenland, greenlandic, indigenous languages, indigenous rights, Inuit, Inuit culture, Language, language preservation, Lawmaker, podium, PodiumGate, political representation, political speech

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Inuit lawmaker got kicked out of the Danish Parliament for only speaking in Greenlandic? I know, right?! That’s the kind of wild and wacky stuff that happens on this server!

Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything can happen, like pigs flying or zombies doing the cha-cha. We’ve got so many cool features, like a secret underground disco party for creepers and a giant diamond castle where you can live like a Minecraft king or queen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Inuit lawmaker causing a ruckus in the Danish Parliament.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Animals Bred:	106
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crystal Screw Palace

Architecture, British History, construction, crystal, crystal palace, early construction techniques, engineering marvel, fast construction, glass structure, historical building, Industrial Revolution, innovative building methods, innovative design, landmark, London, Palace, rapid development, research, Screw, screw thread, standardization, study, victorian era

u ever wonder how dem ancient peeps built dem big ol’ buildings so fast? well dis server got da answer! we got dem secret ancient blueprints dat show how London’s Crystal Palace was built in like a day! turns out dey used da earliest-known building to use a standard screw thread! join dis server if u wanna learn dem ancient building techniques and build ur own palace in like 5 minutes! come on, don’t be a square, join da fun and build like a pro!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Japan is Collapsing Minecraft Server

collapsing, Crisis, cultural decline, Decline, demographic crisis, Disaster, economic collapse, economic downturn, environmental degradation, financial instability, geopolitical instability, Government failure, infrastructure failure, Japan, Minecraft, natural disasters, political turmoil, population decline, recession, Server, social unrest, societal breakdown

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even Japan is collapsing in jealousy! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood fashionista looking for new friends to slay in style. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and help us rebuild Japan one block at a time (or just cause chaos, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SMP – MineCraft SMP – Shin Megami Tensei General – Crafting Chaos

3DS Texture Packs, 4chanX, Aliceschizo, Board Game, Chaos, Crafting, Digital Devil Saga, general, Giten Megami Tensei, golden joystick awards, kickstarter, MEGAMI, Megaten Fusion Tools, Minecraft, neocities, Raidou project, schizo information, Shin, Shin Megami Tensei, Shin Megami Tensei – The Roleplaying Game, smp, smtg, SMTVV, SteamDB, streaming services, Tensei, Tokyo Conception, translation patch, Vengeance OST

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

We’ve got a soundtrack that’s so epic, it’s nominated for a Golden Joystick Award. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got leaks of a top-secret Raidou project that wasn’t even revealed at TGS. Plus, our server is home to the infamous Giten Megami Tensei’s partial translation patch for PC-98 – talk about exclusive content!

But wait, there’s more! Preorders for Shin Megami Tensei – The Roleplaying Game: Tokyo Conception are closing soon, so you better hurry up and join our server to get the inside scoop. And don’t forget about the Shin Megami Tensei The Board Game Kickstarter – because who wouldn’t want to play a board game based on a video game?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even come across the schizo who everyone’s talking about – just make sure to steer clear!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger

Assertiveness, Boundaries, bus stop, Communication, Decision making, dirty hands, gut feeling, intuition, Lending, NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger, personal belongings, Phone, refusing, Safety, self-preservation, setting boundaries, Social Interaction, stranger, stranger danger, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward encounters like the one our player (20F) experienced at a bus stop! Join us for a safe and fun environment where you never have to worry about strangers asking to use your phone for sketchy reasons.

On our server, you can build your own virtual bus stop and never have to deal with creepy individuals trying to make questionable phone calls. Plus, you can create a whole new world where you are always in control and never have to feel uncomfortable or awkward.

Join us now and leave those weird vibes behind! Build your own hotel room, call your friends for help, and never have to worry about dirty hands touching your stuff. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life awkward situations, so come join us for a laugh and a good time!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2840
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyChill Minecraft SMP

Bath, CraftyChill, Deep Breathing, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Nature, positive affirmations, reading, Relaxation, self-care, Sleep, smp, stress relief, Therapy, Time management, unwind

Join our Minecraft SMP, where the only stress you’ll have is deciding which diamond block to mine next! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of chickens. Need to relax? Just hop on a minecart and zoom around our roller coaster track. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper. So come join us and leave your worries behind – unless you’re worried about running out of TNT, because that’s a valid concern here.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BlockyLove

arrogance, bad breath, bad manners, biggest turnoff, BlockyLove, DATING, dishonesty, Disrespect, first date, Girls, immaturity, insensitivity, lack of conversation, lack of effort, lack of interest, Negativity, poor hygiene, poor listening skills, relationships, rudeness, self-centeredness

Are you tired of striking out on first dates because you can’t stop talking about your pet rock collection? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and impress the ladies with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions. Who needs small talk when you can show off your virtual mansion complete with a roller coaster and a pet zombie named Bob?

Forget awkward silences and boring dinner dates, on our server you can take your date on a romantic hot air balloon ride over a pixelated sunset or challenge them to a PvP battle in the Nether. Trust us, nothing says romance like fighting off creepers together while trying to collect diamonds.

So why waste time on traditional dating when you could be building a virtual empire with your new Minecraft soulmate? Join our server now and start crafting your way to love and adventure!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SukhoiSmackdownMC

AA missile, Advanced weaponry, aerial combat, air defense, Aviation, Combat, Conflict, Defense, drone, fighter jet, Hunter, military technology, Okhotnik-B, Russian, shot down, Su-57, Sukhoi S-70, SukhoiSmackdownMC, UCAV, unmanned combat aerial vehicle, WARFARE

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with missiles and stuff. we got russian hunters and fighter jets and all that crazy shiz. u can be a pilot or a hunter or just watch the chaos unfold. it’s like a warzone but in minecraft lmao. join now before the russians come after u too lol.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Void Gems Collected:	33	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Minds: Social Nerds

Animals, anti-social, Behavior, cognitive abilities, Communication, Crafty, humans, intelligence, Minds.., misconceptions, NERDS, people, Perception, relationships, Smart, Social, social interactions, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes

u ever wonder why smart people always seem to be alone? well, on our server, u can be smart AND social! we have a community of geniuses who also know how to party like rockstars. join us and show off your big brain while making tons of friends who are just as smart as u. who says u can’t have it all? come join us and be the ultimate brainiac social butterfly!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8