Are you tired of dealing with full kit wankers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where full kit wankers are a thing of the past! Our server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about what they’re wearing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Join us and you just might find yourself in a battle against a llama with a diamond sword!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King. He rules over his chicken kingdom with an iron fist (or wing?) and is always looking for new subjects to join his feathered army.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave those full kit wankers behind for good!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
Meteorites Collected: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
Dragon Scales Harvested: 284 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
Evil Twin Fights: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Wild Savanna Adventure

    Wild Savanna Adventure
    come join our epic minecraft server where droughts are reshaping the land like a crazy game of musical chairs but with lions, leopards, wild dogs, and cheetahs! watch as these majestic animals fight for territory and survival in a battle royale like no other.

    build your own oasis in the midst of the chaos and show off your skills in taming the wild beasts. who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of nature? join now to find out and be part of the wildest adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Struggling to Survive in a World of Luminary PVP and Mods!

    Struggling to Survive in a World of Luminary PVP and Mods!

    Luminary Minecraft Server Overview

    Title Details
    Server Name Luminary
    Version 1.20.1-1.20.4
    Description Medieval modded smp with complete freedom in choices, ability to become king, start a nation, and exciting mod packs and plugins
    Release Date November 8th

    FAQ

    Builder Applications

    Builder applications are open in discord. Join to apply for a builder role.

    Release Date

    The server will be officially released on November 8th. Be sure to join early!

    Early Joins Get OG Rank

    Until November 8th, early joiners will receive the OG rank. Take advantage of this offer before it expires.

    Discord

    Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/eUcHbFpfDw

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Villages Defended: 18 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • /BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for a Tekken 8 themed Minecraft experience where you can battle it out with your friends using epic combos and moves for each character. Want to show off your Glicko2 rating? We’ve got you covered!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will trade you rare items for a good joke.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the excitement!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Farms Harvested: 845
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • ””Minecraft SMP – /mc/ – Mining Crew””

    ””Minecraft SMP – /mc/ – Mining Crew””
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is powered by Intel Raptor Lake, which may or may not have caused some instability issues. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their gaming experience?

    2. Need some upgrade advice? Look no further than our PC building guide, where we recommend CPUs like the R9 9950X for multicore madness and the i5 13500 for those on a budget. Because why settle for a basic setup when you can go all out?

    3. When it comes to GPUs, we’ve got options for every resolution. From the RTX 4070 Super for 1440p gaming to the ultra-budget option of a used RTX 2060 Super, we’ve got you covered. And don’t forget about the RTX 4090 for all your amateur production needs – because who needs practicality when you can have extravagance?

    4. RAM, SSDs, coolers, motherboards – we’ve got recommendations for all your PC needs. Just ignore the haters who can’t appreciate the beauty of a 970 EVO SSD. They’re just jealous of its greatness.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way?

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • PuppyCraft Minecraft Server

    PuppyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a doggy daycare instead of your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of living with an emotional support dog who thinks your furniture is a chew toy!

    Our server offers a peaceful oasis where you can build your dream home without worrying about surprise messes or constant barking. Say goodbye to the stress of coming home to a disaster zone and hello to a world where your only worry is finding the perfect block for your next build.

    Don’t let your roommate’s furry friend ruin your sanity any longer – join our server and reclaim your peace of mind! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual terriers are expertly trained and never leave a mess behind. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to the doggy drama for good!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Animals Bred: 90
    Alien Abductions: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP

    NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to prove to the world that you have no life! We have players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks, farms that produce enchanted golden apples on the hour, and even a secret underground base filled with nothing but cake (because who needs diamonds when you have cake, right?).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the dragon and now rides it around like a majestic steed. Want to join in on the fun and ride a dragon too? Then this is the place for you!

    So come on over and show the world just how little of a life you have by joining our crazy, over-the-top Minecraft SMP. Who needs sunlight and fresh air when you can have virtual riches and dragon rides instead?

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • MinecraftMysteryMadness

    MinecraftMysteryMadness
    Have you ever been playing Minecraft and suddenly a herd of pink sheep descended from the sky and started dancing the Macarena? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our wacky Minecraft server yet!

    Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Will you dare to join them?

    So if you’re ready to experience the most unexplainable and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Clock Control Craft

    Clock Control Craft
    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re in this crazy world where time doesn’t matter! like, you can play for hours and hours and it feels like minutes! it’s like having your own personal time machine, man!

    and get this, the protein that controls your biological clock in the game? it’s like, all glitched out and stuff, so you can stay up all night building your epic castle without getting tired! no more jet lag or seasonal adjustments, just endless building and mining fun!

    so, like, if you wanna join a server that messes with your sense of time and lets you play forever, then this is the place for you, dude! come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft time warp!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Enchantments Applied: 176
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Reign and Spelling Doesn’t Matter

    Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Reign and Spelling Doesn’t Matter

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Goblin King: Krenko
    Server Theme: Goblin chaos and worship of the god of chaos
    Server Rules:

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    What is the server theme? The server is themed around goblins, chaos, and the worship of the god of chaos.
    What are the server rules?
    • Kill anything that says goblins are weak
    • Revenge fallen friends
    • Follow the wishes of the god of chaos
    • Respect if respected
    How can I join the server? Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/UQ5yQn8j

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 7

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • PvP Masters Minecraft Server

    PvP Masters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing boring old singleplayer Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of battling it out with other players in epic PvP matches? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

    Join our server and experience the chaos of PvP like never before. We have custom arenas, insane weapons, and even a secret underground lair where you can challenge the server owner to a duel for ultimate bragging rights.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them in battle. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world – if you can find it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the wildest PvP adventures of your life!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Goon Minecraft SMP Dorm Situation

    Goon Minecraft SMP Dorm Situation
    Are you tired of being stuck in your boring dorm room with nothing to do? Do you crave adventure and excitement? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on epic quests, battle fearsome mobs, and build the most outrageous creations you can imagine.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground rave parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they’re always up to something!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Crops Grown: 8208 Runes Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • PreggoPals Minecraft Server

    PreggoPals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of babysitting your niece, nephew, and daughter while your brother and SIL kick back and relax! Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about little ones running wild and breaking things.

    With our server, you’ll never have to deal with irresponsible parents again! Say goodbye to constantly watching over three kids while your family members enjoy themselves – on our server, everyone is responsible for their own gameplay.

    And don’t worry about your SIL’s plans for a fourth child – on our server, parenting is a breeze and you can have as many virtual kids as you want without the stress. Plus, our virtual babysitting services are always available, so you can enjoy a date night without burdening your parents.

    Join us now and leave the real-life drama behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be watching out for is creepers!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 33
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Emeralds Found: 1664

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • RelativesRageCraft

    RelativesRageCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family gatherings gone wrong? Look no further than our server! We promise no loud birthday parties, no demands for cake money, and definitely no messy furniture mishaps. Join us for a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic-free environment anywhere else. So come on over and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into our virtual world, in which case, we can’t promise any apologies or cake money.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Buildings Constructed: 19
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 126
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BlockChain Bankruptcy: TeslaTrader306

    BlockChain Bankruptcy: TeslaTrader306
    so u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make u forget about ur financial troubles? well do i have the server for u! our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like this tesla day trader who lost his entire $306M fortune! but don’t worry, we won’t give u misleading financial advice like that canadian bank did. instead, we will give u the best advice on how to build the sickest minecraft creations and dominate the virtual world! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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