so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server run by a llama who can speak 17 languages and wears a top hat? well, this is the place for you, my friend.

our server is so lit, even stephen fry thinks musk and zuckerberg have “polluted culture” compared to us. like, we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that do the macarena every time you find a rare ore.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a talking pig named sir oinksalot? yeah, it’s wild.

join us now and experience the madness for yourself. plus, our llama admin gives out free hugs every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Dragons Tamed: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 1
Players Killed by Monsters: 5125 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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