Are you tired of wandering aimlessly through the grocery store, only to find a carton of milk chilling in the cereal aisle? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the chaos of a world where refrigerated items are placed on random shelves for no apparent reason. Will you stumble upon a block of cheese in the flower section or a carton of eggs in the toy aisle? The possibilities are endless on our server! Embrace the madness and join us today for a truly unique gaming experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 85
Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • ZelenskysVictoryPlan

    ZelenskysVictoryPlan
    u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better buckle up cuz this server is like no other. we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.

    but wait, there’s more! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls. so u can build ur dream castle without any interruptions.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is actually a portal to another dimension? yea, u heard me right. once u step foot in our server, u’ll be transported to a land filled with candy mountains and talking trees. it’s like a dream come true, but better.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Arconia Murder Mayhem Server

    Arconia Murder Mayhem Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis server, it’s like the Arconia building but wit no murders, just pure fun and craziness! our homicide rate is like 2000 per 100,000, but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so u ain’t gonna die for real, just ya Minecraft character lol. we got more action than Colima, Mexico, and that’s sayin’ a lot! come join da madness and let’s build some epic stuff together!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Runes Activated: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants

    Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants
    so like, u know how some peeps think they can cure ADHD with like, fancy antioxidant therapy? well, turns out, a bunch of smart peeps did a big review and found NO PROOF that it actually works! like, mind blown, right? so, if u wanna join our epic Minecraft server, u can leave all that bogus therapy behind and just have a blast building and exploring with us! who needs fancy treatments when u have blocky adventures waiting for u, amirite?! come join us and leave the antioxidants at the door, cuz we’re all about that pixelated life, baby!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6256

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • STARKSteal

    STARKSteal

    The most fun and exciting new LifeSteal SMP called STARKSteal SMP just started.

    Non P2W | Fully Grind | Custom Items | Warps | Votes | Chat Games | Rewards from Mobs | Pick-up Spawners and so much more!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Emeralds Found: 3178 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • NewERA

    NewERA

    We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.

    With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.

    Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 27 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

    No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

    You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

    The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Dimension Hops: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Eternity SMP [SMP]

    Server Address eternitysmp.net
    Version 1.18 – 1.21.1

    About Us:

    Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

    Features:

    • Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
    • Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
    • Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
    • Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
    • Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
    • Land Claims: Protect your builds
    • Teams: Collaborate with other players

    Server Rules:

    1. Respect others’ builds and property
    2. No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
    3. Build 500+ blocks from spawn
    4. Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
    5. Optimize farms for server performance
    6. PvP only in designated areas
    7. Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
    8. No exploits or unauthorized mods
    9. Follow item/mob farm regulations
    10. Help new players; don’t scam
    11. Use common sense

    Join Our Community:

    We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

    Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Farms Harvested: 323 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Dimension Hops: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 298 Ores Mined: 3657

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 21
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 30

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Towns Built: 7
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 233 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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