FriarTuq | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	43	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Votes:	2246
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	32	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3426
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Farms Harvested:	299
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6263
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Void Gems Collected:	36
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	New Chunks Explored:	235058
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Votes:	9100	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2957	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	311	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mines Excavated:	1163
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9022
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ores Mined:	7642
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

Players:	101/600	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432
Emeralds Found:	4506	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2