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ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	122	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	39	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2217
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Farms Harvested:	188
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ores Mined:	7302

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	473

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Towns Built:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ores Mined:	4994
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Farms Harvested:	397
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	2375	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ores Mined:	6315	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7720
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	586	Dragon Eggs Found:	7079
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Dragons Tamed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ores Mined:	9750
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	147
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2