Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to settle the age-old debate of whether French is the silliest language! Our players have heated arguments in the chat about the pronunciation of “croissant” and whether “baguette” is just a fancy word for bread. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold French language classes taught by a talking parrot named Pierre. So come join us and let’s have a baguette-eating, beret-wearing, Eiffel Tower-building good time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
Potions Brewed: 152 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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