French Is Silly Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mines Excavated:	3817	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	1248
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Farms Harvested:	409
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Dragon Eggs Found:	1595
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Enchantments Applied:	128
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	43	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	330	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7668
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	200	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4487
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5315
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Towns Built:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	297	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1590
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	436

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	467318
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Gods Slained:	1

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	97/200	Votes:	3899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
New Chunks Explored:	811158	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Love Letters Sent:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6