FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 | Animals Bred: | 35 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.
Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.
But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.
So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?
Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?
So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.
FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Ores Mined: | 4923 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?
So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.
Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 10 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!
And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 40 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 6115 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
