FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 843 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8508 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots when you feed them bacon. And rumor has it that if you find the legendary pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are literally obsessed with /pw/? Trust us, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even fall in love with a blocky pig.
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your ex shows up in full diamond armor, acting all lovey-dovey one minute and then ghosting you the next. He’s like, “I need space to mine my own ores,” but then he’s asking you to craft him a new pickaxe because he “forgot” his.
And then, out of the blue, he’s like, “Hey, can you lend me some emeralds? My villagers are on strike and I need to trade for some enchanted books.” And you’re just standing there, holding your diamond sword, thinking, “Is this guy for real?”
But wait, it gets even crazier. He starts asking your mom for emeralds behind your back, saying he’ll pay her back when he finally gets that promotion at the village trading post. And you’re torn between wanting to help him out and not wanting to get involved in his drama anymore.
So, yeah, if you want to experience some wild Minecraft adventures that make your ex-boyfriend drama look like a walk in the Nether, then come join our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll find some new friends who won’t blow up your castle or ask for your mom’s emeralds. It’s a total blocky soap opera, and you won’t want to miss it!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you read that right – dancing creepers! They were busting out moves that would make Michael Jackson jealous, and our player had the time of their life boogieing down with these explosive dancers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with nothing but carrots and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us in the land of “Black” and prepare yourself for the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and mobs. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in our server? Join now and find out for yourself!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a dance floor quite like this one.
But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the pigs can fly (literally). Want to ride a flying pig while munching on a candy cane tree? Look no further than our server.
So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner child and let loose in a world of pure imagination, then come join us on our server. Who needs peak maturity when you can have peak absurdity instead? Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to use as your trusty steed.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Mabel, a mysterious figure who drops exclusive loot and grants wishes to lucky players. So if you’re in need of a Mabel fix, this is the place to be! Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us for a chance to build outrageous structures inspired by French-African fusion, participate in wild dance parties, and maybe even uncover the hidden secrets of Parisian history. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this unique and eccentric server?
So come on, grab your virtual baguette and beret, and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and questioning everything you thought you knew about history and culture. Vive la France!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
On our server, you can build the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. Want to create a giant toilet castle? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky physics).
But that’s not all! We have special events like “Troll Tuesdays” where players can prank each other with exploding chickens or fake treasure chests. And every Friday night, we host a virtual dance party complete with pixelated disco balls and DJ skeletons.
So why waste your time being a boring adult when you can join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner goofball? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who decided to throw a party. But instead of blowing up everything, he invited all the players on our server for a dance-off. And guess what? The creeper won! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where all the pigs have learned how to fly. It’s like a bacon-flavored version of Peter Pan, except with more explosions and less pixie dust.
So, if you’re tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible, come join our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
