FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.
So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1253 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.
So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4270 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any emotionally abusive step-parents ruining the fun. We guarantee that no one will leave the room when you walk in, and meals will always be provided (sorry, no virtual Disney World trips though).
Join us and experience a world where all kids are treated equally and no one is left out of the fun. Say goodbye to real-life family conflicts and hello to a Minecraft paradise where everyone is valued and appreciated.
So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and just focus on building and exploring, join us now! Who needs Disney World when you have an epic Minecraft adventure waiting for you?
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.
Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.
So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1987 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us and embark on epic quests like fighting off an army of zombie chickens or rescuing a group of lost llamas from a band of evil skeletons. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident dragon in a dance-off to win epic loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 33 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Imagine a world where speeches are made of blocks and pixels, where you can build your own resilience castle and journey through insane adventures. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a community where the only struggle is finding enough diamonds.
Don’t let anyone hijack your moment on our server, where the only spotlight you need to worry about is the glow from your enchanted armor. Join now and show the world that you’re the true star of your own story!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Herobrine himself!
Forget boring quests and mundane tasks – on our SMP, you’ll be tasked with finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rescuing a group of lost villagers from a pack of rabid wolves, or even organizing a zombie flash mob to take over the server spawn!
So why wait? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where creepers wear top hats and skeletons breakdance for emeralds. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a giant toilet castle, or participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Herobrine himself!
Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party.
But that’s not all! Our server has custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Ender Dragon Tug-of-War.” Plus, every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of hide and seek with the mods.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just watch out for those dancing creepers…they’ve got some killer moves.
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
