FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your family secrets. Build your own empire, team up with other players to take on epic quests, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out your in-game dad is actually a wizard or your in-game mom is secretly a dragon in disguise.
So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are the builds we create. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours you’ll spend laughing your blocky butt off!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
On our server, you can create your own music-themed world where you can jam out to your heart’s content without any interruptions from needy partners. No more canceling plans or lying to your family just to have a few hours of peace.
Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who understand the importance of pursuing your passions. Say goodbye to ultimatums and hello to a community that encourages you to be your best musical self.
So why wait? Join our server today and let the music set you free from relationship drama!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!
2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.
3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.
4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 132 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.
And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.
So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us and build your dream birthday party, complete with cake, presents, and no unexpected baby news. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and enjoy a drama-free celebration.
Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and party like it’s your 30th birthday every day! No cancellation fees, no awkward conversations, just pure birthday bliss. See you there!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs. Dive into a world where family secrets are revealed, lies are exposed, and forgiveness is a rare commodity.
Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth, just like our player who found out his sister’s husband wasn’t his nephew’s real father. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?
So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sister might)!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2551 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Imagine a world where you never have to worry about hunger, mobs, or falling into lava pits. You can build to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Want to build a giant statue of yourself riding a dragon? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, because you can fly in Creative mode)!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and start living Life on easy mode today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the void, but hey, that’s what respawn buttons are for, right?).
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Welcome to miturcaragua, a server with modalities: SkyWars and Survival Custom, where you will find unique things and a great community, you can enter the survival world?, fight for your survival, among other things!, SkyWars?, Be the best player of all the islands, fight to get the best items in the middle, and get to the top of the tops!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
