so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 0 Chimeras Created: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 6844 Gryphons Tamed: 3
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 23
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Enchantments Applied: 92

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

    Watch This Anime Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Buildings Constructed: 40
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

    Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Crops Grown: 8066 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Tattoo Drama Craft

    Tattoo Drama Craft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Magic Items Found: 3738
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

    UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Gods Slained: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftyQuotez

    CraftyQuotez
    “Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Villages Defended: 16
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

    YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure
    so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

    join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

    plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

    Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps
    Minecraft Server Overview

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Land claiming to keep your house safe
    Shops powered by a diamond economy
    Regular events for the community
    Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
    Bucketable entities to save you pain
    Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

    So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I claim land to protect my builds? Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
    How does the diamond economy work? Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
    Are there regular events on the server? Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
    Can I teleport back home easily? Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
    What are bucketable entities? Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
    What crafting tweaks are available? We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Villages Defended: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

    He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

    Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

    So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Emeralds Found: 8750
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • HangryCraft

    HangryCraft
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

    Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

    And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 13
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 42
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • SweetTeachMC SMP

    SweetTeachMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

    But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • ZHumorCraft

    ZHumorCraft
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 79
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CraftyWarfareMC

    CraftyWarfareMC
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian aircrafts are firing british-french cruise missiles at russian troops in a wild battle for a key city! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft! join now to witness the chaos and destruction unfold before your very eyes! build your own bunker and defend against the missile strikes or join the russian troops and try to take over the city! anything can happen in this crazy server, so come join the madness today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • ANARCHY 😈 PECHKO PECHKO 😈 WITHOUT WIPE Minecraft server

    ANARCHY 😈 PECHKO PECHKO 😈 WITHOUT WIPE Minecraft server

    Pros

    no rules, no admins, you can do whatever your heart desires

    Cons

    they are not there

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Emeralds Found: 4479
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 7228
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Towns Built: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Epic Nazi Art Minecraft Server

    Epic Nazi Art Minecraft Server
    Are you a fan of epic art but also hate nazis? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated masterpieces inspired by the most unlikely source – the nazis! Our server is filled with stunning builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about art and history. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is the lost treasure of Hitler himself. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Join now and experience the craziest art adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2261 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 92

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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