so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Towns Built: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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