so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 19

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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