so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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