so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
Infinity Stones Found: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
Zombie Dances: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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