so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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